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Life History: Spent first 45 millon years
of life eating small algae on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and
talking to dead fish as they descended to the bottom of the sea.
Woken from terminal slumber in the early 20th century by a
sinking ship filed with spam and fish paste. Took the next 80+
years swimming to the UK with small sandwich breaks. Now lives in
Bristol.
Ig roll: Small iced bun with lemon flavour
filling.
Stupid fact: If you took all the monkeys
in the world, chopped their arms off and threw away the rest, you
would have the total real meat filling in a year's worth of
Ginsters Pasties.
E-Mail:
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Fave Site: rubbish
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