| JOKES SUBMITED BY ROBERT BW |
| Rob BW Has given me so many jokes I have decided to make him a page of his jokes. |
| How do you make anti - freeze?? Hide her nightie. |
| What kind of motorbike would a Japanese comedian ride?? A Yamaha-ha |
| Why is cinderella a rotten football player?? Because she has a pumpkins for a coach. |
| How did the man who kept borrowing money feel?? Very Loanly. |
| What happened to the midget who applied for the circus?? He got put on the short list. |
| Thank You For Those Robert B W!! |
| Why don't skeletons go to the scary movies?? Because they dont have the guts. |
| There were 50 million people, 1 elephant, 4 girrafes, 64 monkeys and 57 gorillas all under 1 normal sized umbrella. Who got wet?? None of them because it wasn't raining. |
| What do you call a sleeping bull?? A bulldozer. |
| Why don't dalmation puppies play hide and seek??? Because they always get spotted. |
| What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?? A hot cross bunny. |
| What does a popstar need when she is hot?? Her biggest fan. |
| What is brown and sticky?? A stick. |
| Why are grannies teeth like stars?? They only come out at night. |
| What has teeth but cannot bite?? A comb. |
| What goes ha ha ha bonk?? You when you laugh your head off at these jokes. |