Amusement is fun.

[14:25] my predilection: I'm ... bored. Yep.
[14:27] my predilection: And tired.
[14:27] my predilection: Yep.
[14:27] my predilection: Gonna keep talking.
[14:27] my predilection: To myself, of course.
[14:27] my predilection: But I'm a good conversationalist.
[14:27] my predilection: Hey, my name's Sammi.
[14:27] my predilection: Hey! Me too!
[14:27] my predilection: Really? That's so cool.
[14:27] my predilection: It's kind of freeky...
[14:27] my predilection: Freak*
[14:28] The Hod91386: yeah we are freaskes.
[14:29] my predilection: Oh my God!
[14:29] my predilection: Did you hear that?
[14:29] my predilection: Yeah, I did..
[14:29] my predilection: What was it?
[14:29] my predilection: I dunno, sounded like...
[14:29] my predilection: God?
[14:29] my predilection: Yeah, like God.
[14:29] my predilection: Is God talking to us?
[14:29] The Hod91386: your a freak.
[14:29] my predilection: Why would God talk to US?
[14:29] my predilection: (I'm amusing myself :P)
[14:31] my predilection: I don't know...
[14:31] my predilection: Maybe he's trying to tell us something?
[14:31] my predilection: He could be!
[14:31] my predilection: Oh, great LORD! What is it you have to say to our measly souls?
[14:31] The Hod91386: I am so saving this messege,
[14:32] my predilection: What message?
[14:32] my predilection: ... I don't know, God's talking funny.
[14:32] The Hod91386: this messege you are sending me right now?
[14:32] my predilection: What message? This has to be -- OH MY GOD, WE'RE SENDING GOD A MESSAGE?!
[14:32] my predilection: Oh God! I mean, oh crap!
[14:32] my predilection: WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE ARE WE SENDING, LORD?
[14:34] my predilection: All powerful Lord, master of the universe, are we bad people?
[14:35] my predilection: ... He's not responding, Sammi.
[14:35] my predilection: Shhh! We have to wait for his message!
[14:36] my predilection: No, seriously, I don't think he's going to respond...
[14:36] my predilection: Are you saying we imagined God talking to us?
[14:36] my predilection: Probably.
[14:36] my predilection: I refuse to believe that! GOD LOVES ME!
[14:40] my predilection: ... He's still not talking?
[14:41] my predilection: God, don't you love me? God...? Where are you God?
[14:43] my predilection: He's left us, Sammi. Left us for someone who needs him more.
[14:43] my predilection: But I need you God! I need your help! I need your guidance!
[14:43] The Hod91386: yeah like arock,
[14:44] my predilection: A rock?!
[14:44] my predilection: ... A rock?
[14:44] my predilection: You heard that, right!? He said "Yeah, like a rock." DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
[14:44] my predilection: That God's a cruel, sarcastic bastard?
[14:44] my predilection: NO!
[14:44] my predilection: ... Okay?
[14:45] my predilection: IT MEANS WE'RE HIS ROCK! WE'RE THE FOUNDATION! WE'LL BE WHAT HOLDS HIS TEMPLE HIGH!
[14:45] my predilection: You're psychotic. Did you ever think of why God sound so much like Paul?
[14:45] The Hod91386: *booming voice* Thsi is God, I want you to strip maked and show me your penis, I want to have fun but I am going to have to see your dick... plural.
[14:45] my predilection: ... Who?
[14:45] my predilection: OH MY GOD! IT IS PAUL! CAN'T YOU TELL!?
[14:45] my predilection: God didnt really mean that! I swear!
[14:45] my predilection: HE'S A PERVERT! GOD WATCHES YOU TOUCH YOURSELF
[14:46] my predilection: I don't touch myself!
[14:46] The Hod91386: yes he does.
[14:46] my predilection: ... What? I never said you did.
[14:46] my predilection: But you said "GOD WATCHES WHEN YOU TOUCH YOURSELF" who the hell else would you be talking to?
[14:46] my predilection: The general population?
[14:46] my predilection: Oh.
[14:46] my predilection: ... Yeah, oh.
[14:46] my predilection: God, save me?
[14:46] my predilection: God scares me.
[14:47] my predilection: ... Did God say that he watches us touch ourselves?
[14:47] my predilection: I think he did.
[14:47] my predilection: God sounds like Micheal Jackson.
[14:48] my predilection: Maybe God is Micheal Jackson.
[14:48] my predilection: But you said God was Paul.
[14:48] my predilection: I said God sounded like Paul, not that he was Paul.
[14:48] my predilection: Yeah, why the hell would God be Paul? That's like asking people to become athiests...
[14:49] The Hod91386: thanks non-believers.
[14:49] The Hod91386: I will smite thee.
[14:49] my predilection: God isn't supposed to be sarcastic, either. He's supposed to be kind and loving.
[14:50] my predilection: Says who?
[14:50] my predilection: Says the Bible.
[14:50] my predilection: Your Bible is shit.
[14:50] my predilection: Your mom is shit.
[14:50] my predilection: Your mom was shit last night!
[14:50] my predilection: Oh fuck, not this again.
[14:50] my predilection: You just swore in front of God.
[14:50] The Hod91386: the bible is fiction, i am god, heed my word.
[14:50] my predilection: ... Did I?
[14:50] my predilection: Yeah, you did.
[14:50] my predilection: Wait, if the Bible is fiction then... how do we know you exist?
[14:52] my predilection: See, he's not responding.
[14:52] The Hod91386: because i am talking to you.
[14:52] my predilection: He doesn't exist.
[14:52] my predilection: We're just insane. Ignore the man behind the curtian.
[14:52] my predilection: Anyone can talk, you know.
[14:53] my predilection: He's not talking anymore.
[14:53] my predilection: Which proves my point. Once you deny your false reality the true reality will become apparent.
[14:53] The Hod91386: yes but I am real, but the bible is fake, it was made up.
[14:53] The Hod91386: damn judas.
[14:54] my predilection: What if it's covered by another fake -- what the hell does Judas have to do with the Bible? He didn't write it. He just died.
[14:55] my predilection: God has Alzheimers.
[14:56] my predilection: What the hell does that have to do with Judas?
[14:57] my predilection: Absolutely nothing. But God does have Alzheimers.
[14:58] my predilection: ... He's not responding.
[14:58] my predilection: Because he has Alzheimers.
[14:59] my predilection: Why the fuck do you think God has Alzheimers?
[14:59] my predilection: It's a cynical belief stemming from my youth. God killed my dog.
[14:59] my predilection: Wait, so first God has Alzheimers then he killed your dog?
[15:00] my predilection: No, he killed my dog and then He got Alzheimers. So He doesn't remember killing my dog.
[15:00] my predilection: God's pretty fucked up.
[15:00] my predilection: Yeah. He is.
[15:01] The Hod91386: I remember, and Id do it again to!
[15:01] my predilection: I thought we got rid of God?
[15:02] my predilection: Well, we're still talking about him so maybe you have to stop talking about him for him to go away?
[15:02] my predilection: If only life were that easy.
[15:04] The Hod91386: yeah i know, i could forget all about you two.
[15:04] The Hod91386: there are two of you there right?
[15:04] The Hod91386: lol
[15:08] my predilection: We think so.
[15:08] my predilection: We think so.
[15:08] my predilection: Are there two of us?
[15:08] my predilection: I don't know, maybe.
[15:10] my predilection: Maybe we're... one person?
[15:11] my predilection: How could we be one person and have a conversation with eachother?
[15:11] my predilection: We're bothed named Sammi!
[15:11] my predilection: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
[15:11] my predilection: These white walls are nice.
[15:11] my predilection: ... You scare me.
[15:12] The Hod91386: good, you need to be scared.
[15:12] my predilection: God keeps talking to us.
[15:12] my predilection: I noticed.
[15:12] my predilection: I think he's a stalker.
[15:12] my predilection: I wouldn't be surprised. He does watch you when you touch yourself.
[15:13] my predilection: Yeah, that's kind of creepy.
[15:13] The Hod91386: well fine then I wont talk to you anymore then, I will go talk to the mormons.
[15:13] my predilection: I wonder if he watches you when you touch other people.
[15:13] *** "The Hod91386" signed off at Wed Jul 13 15:13:12 2005.