Celebrity deathmatch*
Celebrity Death Match: Announcer: Hello homies and welcome to Celebrity Death Match! Today we have 2 gals that really want kick each other�s butt to show who has all the real talent. Winner today will be declared best female singer! Referee: And in �dis corner we have� Christina A.! Audience: *claps, catcalls, and roots* Christina: *takes a bow and waves to crowd* Referee: And in �dis corner we have Britney S.! Audience: *crickets chirp* Britney: *pulls out index cards* (in robotic voice) Hi�Everyone�thanks�for�the�apples umm.. hehe, I mean applause.. hehe.. *mutters* my agent is SO fired.. *mutter mutter mutter* Audience: *Roar of laughter and Boos* Referee: Oookay� umm, 1�2�3� FIGHT! *Bell sounds* Christina: Oh gosh.. This is gonna be the easiest win I ever had in my life!! Britney: (in nervous and quivering voice) Oh yeah?!? No way, I am gonna lay the smackdown on your canday! *blushes* ohh umm� Did I say that right? Christina: *laughs* BRING IT ON BARBIE! Britney: Time for me to release my secret weapon� *grabs referee mike* Britney: *deep breath* OHH BABAY BABAY!! HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! MY LONLINESS IS GONNA KILL ME KNOW! HIT ME BABAY ONE MO TIMEEEEE!! Christina: *covers ears* AUGHHH! SHUT UP! Britney: *hits the high note* HIT ME BABAY ONE MORE TIME! Christina: That does it! I�ll hit you one more time alright� Christina: *fights piercing noise* *uppercuts Britney* Britney: *flies through roof* AHHHHHHH! OMG, I am gonna DIEEE! *falls back on ground* Britney: *lies on ground, appears to be dead* Audience: *cheers* Britney: *comes to* *spins head around* Look at da purdy stars Maw Maw! Wheee! Christina: *fans self off* Britney: *grabs purse from a girl in front row* Girl: HEY! That�s Mine you !#$%% !!!!!!! Britney: *digs in purse* *grabs lipstick and throws purse back at girl* TAKE THIS, FREAK OF NATURE! *Takes a swipe at Christina but misses* Christina: *grabs Brit�s hand and smears lipstick all over her face* Britney: *cries* Hey� No *sniff* *sniff* Fair.. *wahhhhhh* Christina: *laugh* Wierdo! NOW look who is the �Freak of nature�! HA! I guess bouncing around in that gay Mickey Mouse Club didn�t improve your aim. *laugh* Christina: *thinks* Hey� waitaminute, I haven�t gotten a chance to release MY secret weapon. *tosses hair* Christina: *jerks Justin from NSYNC on stage* *ties Britney to ring ropes and pins her eyelids up* Britney: JUSTIN! I love you! HELP ME!!!! Christina: *smiles Sweetly* Its too late for that! *kicks justins @$$* Britney: NOOOOOOOO! MY LOVAAA!! *WAHHHHHH* *cries so hard she chokes on tears* *gag* *is suffocating* *gasp* Christina: *throws Justin off stage* *dusts self off* *kicks brit in face until she has 2 black eyes* Britney: *falls limp* Christina: *cuts ropes* OMG!! Brit! Your implants slipped! *winks at crowd* Britney: OMG!!! AHHHHHHHH! *runs to bathroom* Christina: *laughs and digs in purse* Britney: *jumps back in ring* *wipes away a tear* THEY DID NOT SLIP! Hehe.. not that I have any� *voice drifts off�* Christina: *pulls gun out of purse* *aims at Britney* Britney: *gasps* AHHH! *has a heart attack and passes out* Christina: *pulls trigger and water sprays out* HAHA! Its only a water gun you moron! Britney: *snores* Ohhh�. *rolls over* that�s the spot.. *groans* Christina: OMG, Yuck.. *puts one foot on Britneys stomach* Audience: *goes wild* CHRISTINA, CHRISTINA! Referee:1�2�3! Referee: *grabs C.A�s right arm and raises it* I declare Christina winner of best girl singer fight! Christina: *smiles and waves with left hand* Announcer: Well, no surprise here! C.A has won! Britney is out for the count. Pity she�s having a GOOD dream though.. Anyway� SECURITY, GET THAT RAT BRITNEY SPEARS OUT OF THE RING! Security: *grabs Brit* Britney: *groans* Oh.. ohh�UMPH... *smiles in sleep* Christina: *takes trophy she won and knocks brit on head* Britney: *jerks awake* AHHHHHH! MOMMY?!? Christina: *fans self off again and re-applies make-up.* *walks outside to limo* Security: *walk behind building* *drops Brit in dumpster* Britney: WAIT! Wheres MY limo? Security: Your agent fired you. You are no longer a singer. *punches arm in air* And C.A took YOUR limo. Now she has 2. Britney: *wimpers* Well, *sob* At least I-- *sob* still have Justin! *sob*sob* Security: Nope. Justin is in the hospital with a broken arm, leg, and 2 black eyes. Britney: NOO! *sniff* I�ll have to walk to Louisiana� MawMaw will let me stay wit her! Security: *slaps forehead* Brit, we are in NEW YORK! Britney: *in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOO! *cries* Security: Lets get goin�. She�s scaring me! Britney is forced to live in dumpster. All her fans have abandoned her and become Christina�s fans. Christina now has double the fans, double the money, and double happiness. Justin remains in hospital for months. Doctors say he�s going to be o.k. (shucks..)
