public service announcement...
By eledriel Added: 2.7.04

life ought to come with a disclaimer...
"may cause insanity
or temporary loss of reason.
cynicism welcome.
sense of irony recommended.
goals discouraged.
dreams strictly prohibited.
fun may be had only
between the hours of 3 and 9 pm.
check your innocence
at the front desk.
no flash photography allowed.
please keep your arms and legs
inside the vehicle at all times
and remember to visit the giftshop
on your way out.
please note that
the surgeon general has found
life to be potentially fatal.