Well, as many of you may know... I work in a local fast food place called Taco Bell. I work the drive thru window most of the time, and boy do I get some funny (and very stupid) things said thru there... Some of it maybe just joking, but some people are serious... anyways.. here are just some of the stuff people have said through the speaker and at the window... Enjoy the laughs... :)

"I didnt know you guys sold taco bell here... " Duh, the sign says Taco Bell... *lol* (we also serve pizza hut pizza too...)

"Mam, I would like a bacon double cheeseburger." "Sir, we dont have burgers here, this is Taco Bell." "But I would like a bacon double cheeseburger." "Sir, we dont have burgers... you might want to try McDonalds down the street." "You guys dont sell cheeseburgers?" this guy didnt get the hint... :)

"Hey, do you guys sell soft tacos in there?" Read the sign... it says TACO BELL...

"I would like two soft tacos, a mexican pizza, and a large pepsi... and this is to go" Um this is drive thru, everythings to go... *lol*

"I would like a whopper with no tomatoes..." Yet another one who doesnt have a clue... :)

"Can you tell me miss, what exactly is a taco?" If youre asking what a taco is, why are you here? *lol*

"I would like a nachos belle grande, one hard taco, and a large Dr Pecker..." We know what this guy was thinking...

"I would like to order one of those taco boat thingies..." In the time ive worked at taco bell (4 and a half years now...), ive never heard of a taco boat thing...

When I asked someone of they wanted something to drink with their order, they replied "Yeah, a quart of Jack Daniels Scotch" Sorry, but does this look like a liquor store or a bar to you? *lol*

The first thing I usually say to a customer when they reach the speaker is "Thank you for choosing taco bell... Would you like to try a gordita today/tonight?" you dont know how many times i hear "No, but I would like a gordita supreme..." Now what is the first thing I say when they get up to the speaker? duh.... :)

"Is it busy tonight in there..." after theyve been on line about 15 minutes, on friday night, our busiest night of all...

"I would like one of your grande meals... I would like 6 regular tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 3 soft tacos with that, that equals 10..." Um, last time I checked, 6+3+3=12, not 10... *lol*

"I would like to order a supreme pizza with no dough..." How the heck do you make a pizza with no dough?!?!?!

"Hey, you guys got kentucky fried chicken in there?" Does the sign say we got it in here? :)

"I would like to order a taco deluxe..." Ive never heard of a taco deluxe before, as long as ive been there... *lol*

"I would like to order a small taco..." we only have one size taco....

"I would like to order one of your big pack meals..." "Big pack meals?" "Yeah, you know the one on the commercial with the little taco bell chihuahua in the mini van racing through town...." Ok, whatever you say mam... *lol*

"Can I take your picture? Were tourists going across the country and were taking pics of every drive thru person we come across...." That has gotta be the oddest request made at my drive thru window....

As soon as a customer gets to the speaker, I say "thank you for choosing taco bell, would you like to try a gordita today?"... I love the morons who will respond, "Hello, hello are you there miss?" where the heck do they think I go? *lol*

Or, the ones who come through and after they place their order, they ask "Are you there, are you listening?" We have no choice buddy... *lol*

"I would like to order 4 crunchy taco supremes, extra crunchy...." um, ok, well stick your taco shells in the fryer for a sec... theyll be crunchy all right... :)

"Id like to order 4 of your soft burritos please..." Last time I checked, all burritos were soft... *lol*

Ok, this one is hilarious.... "Id like to order a nacho salad" "Im sorry we dont have a nacho salad..." "Yeah you do, the bag of chips and cheese..." I ask the person to pull up to the window to explain his "nacho salad"... "its the side order of nachos and cheese with a side of jalepeno peppers"... he paid for his order, we made it, but the moron drives off without it... *lol*

"I would like to order a taco bell grande...." Im sorry, but theres no such thing on the menu... :o)

Ok, its happened about 5 times this week, people asking for this particular menu item... "May I have a taco timmy please?" What the hell is a taco timmy?!?!?!?

Id like to nominate this next person for MORON of the century... "Can I have the phone number to your main office... . your store's sprinklers just wet my car, Id like to complain..." Get a life you loser... *lol*

"Excuse me, do you have sweet and sour sauce for your tacos?" Does this look like a chinese restaurant to you?!?!?! *lol*

"I would like to order 30 cheeseburgers, and no, we're not stoned!" Well, you must be, since you just came to TACO BELL and ordered cheeseburgers... DUH! *lol*

Stupidity is not only reserved for the customers... for example: one of my fellow co-workers went outside, called our manager (Stephanie) from the payphone, and pretended to be a complaining customer... this is the conversation... "Yes, I would like to make a complaint... I came through drive thru yesterday and ordered 10 tacos, and when I got home, there were only 8 in the bag..." "Im sorry ma'am we will replace those tacos for you, can I please have your name?" "Ivana..." "OK, Ivana what?" "Ivana Humpalot..." right now, that complaint is written into our book as an actual complaint... HELLO!!! *lol*

"Excuse me ma'am, but do you guys sell beer here?" Yeah right, whatever! *lol*

"Hey, did you get the chicken nuggets with my order?" Since when does TACO BELL sell chicken nuggets???

"Hey, do you guys sell nachos?" Um, yeah... where the hell have you been?? DUH!

"I would like to get one of your Nachos Sumpreme please... soft." Hey moron, our nachos DONT COME SOFT....

These are only some of the quotes I can remember... as long as there is stupidity coming through the drive thru, there will be more quotes... Keep checking back to find more and more quotes!