do you like reading/learning about urban legends? i do. although i didnt really like the movie urban legends.. anyways.. here ill be posting up the stories of my favorite urban legends. some of them are just stupid but some are rather interesting. hope that you enjoy yourself.
eating pop rocks and then drinking soda causes your stomach to explode. a famous victim of the fatal combination is mikey from the life cereal commercials.
bubble yum bubble gum contains spider eggs.
cabbage patch kids were modeled after mentally defective children to get people used to what children would look like after a nuclear war.
mcdonald's uses minute traces of chemical substances in their food to make it addictive.
a man returned from shopping to find his car had been badly dented, and the culprit was no where in sight. as he got closer he felt relieved when he saw a note had been placed under his windshield-wiper. laughing at himself for doubting the honesty of the average person, he pulled the note loose and read it, it said :"THE PEOPLE WATCHING ME THINK I'M LEAVING MY NAME AND ADDRESS, BUT I'M NOT."
a couple returned early from a night out to find their teenage daughter having sex with her boyfriend on the couch. after the particularly awkward moments passed and the boy went home, the woman sat her daughter down for a "long talk." she got to the part about using "protection" and the girl said, "don't worry mom, i've been taking your birth-control pills." the woman asked her how come she'd never noticed any missing and the daughter said "i replace them with baby-aspirin."
c couple were celebrating an anniversary and had rented the exact same room they had stayed in on their honeymoon. when they got there it was pretty much the same except for a little wear and tear, it had the round bed and mirrors on the ceiling just like their previous visit. they had added a little machine that would allow you to watch porno movies on the TV though, and as his wife "slipped into something more comfortable," the man decided to check it out. a few minutes into the second scene he realized it had been filmed in the room they were staying in, and had stayed in during their honeymoon. then he realized it was their honeymoon.
two teenage lovers were parked at a local "make-out" spot when the music on the radio was interrupted by a special bulletin. a dangerous lunatic had escaped from the nearby insane asylum, he could be identified by the hook he had in place of his right hand. the girl insisted she be taken home immediately. when they arrived at her house, the frustrated boy marched over to open her door for her, and hanging from the handle was a bloody hook.
a young girl watched her mother scold her younger brother for again wetting his pants by yelling that the next time it happened she was going to "cut it off!" a few days later the mother returned from shopping to find her daughter waiting at the door with a bloody kitchen knife, she said "timmy wet his pants, but don't worry it won't happen again 'cause i did just like you said."
like those? ill be putting more up later as i come across them.