1. What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!!
2. What's the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!
3. Q:Who was the tallest President of the United States?
A:Dwight D. Eiffeltower!!
4. What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger has the mane part missing!!
5. What big cat should you never play cards with?
A cheetah!!
6. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin!
7. Q:Why must a doctor keep his temper?
A:He can't afford to lose his patients!
8. How tall do people usually stand?
Over two feet!!!!
9. Why did the witches team lose the baseball game?
Because their bats flew away!!
10. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
Jokes
Who's there?
Wilya.
Wilya who?
Wilya Please Open the Door?????
Promise to remember me in a month? A week? A Minute?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
You forgot me!!!