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she clocked in clocked out in the same chair
orange fingers, orange smears everywhere
client’s badge in her hand like a snack tray
left a fingerprint in cheese, gave the game away
Espinoza saw the crumbs, saw the snore
gave you that nickname you’ll never ignore
you weren’t guarding the doors, just guarding your nap
head back, mouth open
mid-shift collapse
so long Castonsaurus
you slept through the whole damn chorus
cheeto crown, neon shame
you turned on duty to a running joke name
so long castonsaurus
HR finally came for us
you walked out, crumbs on your shoes
still blaming everyone but you
radio silent while you scrolled through your feed
lost in a maze of your own apathy
coffee cold by your elbow, still untouched
didn’t lift a hand unless it was for lunch
trash can throne, high queen of the break room
snoring under buzzing fluorescent gloom
all those cameras watched you drift and drool
you broke every rule, still thought you were cool
so long Castonsaurus
you slept through the whole damn chorus
cheeto crown, neon shame
you turned on duty to a running joke name
so long Castonsaurus
HR finally came for us
you walked out, crumbs on your shoes
still blaming everyone but you
did you ever see the red light blinking?
wake up, wake up
hear your name in the hall, heart sinking
wake up, wake up