Lyrics
Derek Cooper, Derek Cooper
he's the guy that got fired for stealin' water bottles
Kent Heidger, Kent Heidger
he's the guy that got fired for stealin' peanuts
they were both security guards
they thought they were above the law
but both got caught off guard
both got caught with their pants down
Kent Heidger and Derek Cooper
both caught red handed lookin' really stupid
Kent Heidger, Derek Cooper
both caught red handed lookin' really stupid
Cooper's cousin makin' long distance calls
way down south on the client's phone
every weekend on his shift, hundreds of dollars gone
sooner or later the client finds out
Derek Cooper, Derek Cooper
he's the guy that got fired for stealin' water bottles
Kent Heidger, Kent Heidger
he's the guy that got fired for stealin' peanuts
Derek Cooper, Derek Cooper
he's the guy that got fired for stealin' water bottles
Kent Heidger, Kent Heidger
he's the guy that got fired for stealin' peanuts