“my sci-fi fantasy… not really sci-fi though”

By Matt Lane

May 19, 2009

 The bad guy

first post....O.K. so this is about as you know, scifi. So there was this girl in the intergalactic cafe, and I really just wanted to bone her. but there was a problem, she had a guy already, so I do what most people do, get drunk and then ask her out.

So I get to finish my second drink and then they start to fight and for some reason, an antenna pokes out the top of his head, so I'm like WTF!!!!!!!! and she pulls a gun so he walks away, then it shoots a laser at him therefore it should kill him, but then he pulls his shirt off to show armor you would see in 300 or meet the Spartans, by the way, the two are awesome!!! Go check them out after you finish this story.

Anyway where was I, oh yea, so there is a huge dent where he got shot and it suddenly grows back out to an opposite of the first dent and then he jumps up top of her, naturally I go and punch him out but he gets back up and punches me back. I see a splash of black and he take one of her huge breasts and tries to pull her away with it, but I get up and pull out a gun.

He says in the weirdest sound like he was drowning or something, " you think that can hurt me?" I say this techno babble like the iron phasers can travel twenty nine parsecs while melting through three cypoderm walls the size of an over-mecdered whomp rat eating blood-sucing slug and gets "300" mpg. hehehe. he doesn't really know what it means, but he backs away and runs for his life when I pull the trigger and bubbles come out!” wrong gun I suppose." but anyway the girl rewards me with a blow-job THE END!!!!!!! I hope you liked this mind-fuck cuz' I sure did!! HA!