06·21·05
Entry #11: What is going on in this place?
You may, or may not have noticed all this crap thats going on. The soul purpose for me creating this site in the first place is just plain boredom; so in turn, my boredom took over and I decided to expand a bit. At first I just wanted something simple that I could blurb stuff onto during idle computer time, now I'm even more bored and so I want to work on some extra shit on the side. With my slow pace I figure it'll be done in a week or so. That should be about the next time somebody shows up. That's all.
06·16·05
Entry #10: Welcome to the Dark Side
MWAHAHAHAHA...yes i know that wasnt necessary, but it was fun anyway yes? i just wanted to introduce myself. i am DARTH TADER! MWAHAHAHAHA! yes the dark side is good. i will be doing all the writing in concerns with the darker areas of our fine community. lots of people are evil, lots of things are evil, lots of evil...yes...evil...anyway! i am supposed to mention something about adding some more nonsense to the site. i will prepare something to post for tomorrow, although in all likelyhood, by the time you read this i will already have posted it several days beforehand. MWAHAHAHAHA...
06·16·05
Entry #9: Fat People R Lazy
this can be a touchy subject to 80% of the USA, i dont mind becaz i lik to be fat as hell, i think it is very sexy to me! but i hate fat girls, their pussy smells funny :( i think if they werent very lazy people then they wouldnt be fat like they are. im very stupis but i remember back in skool about when they teached us about metabalizm, and i know that if i eat less hohos and stop watching so many cartoons then i would not be fat anymore. its a good thing i like cartoons and hohos or i wouldnt be a pimp like i am today :D mister chrispy is my bestest friend in the whole world and he says i am too fat but its ok becase i am very funny being fat. i watched him on yahoo tell everyone how fat and lazy they were and i agreed even tho i am fat too, but i am sexy and he says its ok if im fat. he send me this yahoo log of somebody very angry with him about why he said people are so ugly and fat. i told him he was right and now i will post the log here.
ok i am stupid and i cant find the log now :( but he said people were fat and i agree with him. so now i want to post on this website about how come people are fat, but now i dont remember so i will say bye now. bye.
06·11·05
Entry #8: Chrispy TV Flashback
It's been a couple of days since the last update; I don't give a shit nobody's lookin at this bitch every day anyhow. Today I only have a few minutes to write this, but I have a good story nonetheless. Once again a funny moment from pimpin out the wawas. Despite the fact that I've already posted one log of some poor fuck talking to my alter-ego, people are still sucked in by wet tits. I pulled a few screens off of Chrispy TV for your viewing pleasure.
06·08·05
Entry #7: Yahoo! Chat Logs vol. 2
I was out pimpin my nice wawas a little while back, and I ran into this drunk fucker. I don't know for sure if he was bullshitting me or not, but from the way he was typing, I would assume he was very drunk. This one's on the long side, which takes a while to translate into HTML, you fucks are lucky I want to share this with you.
hotchicknicewawas: ?
chillyxcc: wel im drunk and jus sayuing hi
hotchicknicewawas: oh
hotchicknicewawas: well hello ya drunk fuck
chillyxcc: lol oh ok, hello, r u female
hotchicknicewawas: sure why not
chillyxcc: oh sure why not, whats that suppose to mean
hotchicknicewawas:so easily confused while drunk
hotchicknicewawas: i understand
chillyxcc: well ur priofile ws wierd
chillyxcc: i mean thats a joke about 12 guys and 15 bucks right
hotchicknicewawas: it is weird yes, i am a weird person
hotchicknicewawas: of course it is, i'd charge way more than 15 bucks
chillyxcc: i mean about u having a bussiness were u charge people
hotchicknicewawas: oh no no
hotchicknicewawas: im not that lucky :)
chillyxcc: so u charge people for some sort of business of sexual acts
hotchicknicewawas: no
hotchicknicewawas: pay attention
chillyxcc: to whats
hotchicknicewawas: jesus
hotchicknicewawas: pay attention to jesus
hotchicknicewawas: he will guide you
hotchicknicewawas: down the path of salvation
chillyxcc: i know jesus
hotchicknicewawas: then why are you drunk?
chillyxcc: im a ranger and we drink a lot
chillyxcc: we h ave a hard life
hotchicknicewawas: you signed up for it
hotchicknicewawas: dont cry now
hotchicknicewawas: you're doing a fantastic job out there btw
chillyxcc: im not crfying im jus saying we like to drink, it actually comes wiht what i signed up fpor
hotchicknicewawas: right on
hotchicknicewawas: drink it down then
chillyxcc: im am, maybe al i lto much, i think i shit myserlf but oh well lol
hotchicknicewawas: thats straight nasty
hotchicknicewawas: dont sit in ur own crap
chillyxcc: well i jus smell bad so im checking, i would be very dumbfiuunded if i actrually did
chillyxcc: oh ok, well my stomach hurt bad but i didnt know it wss that bad, kinda sucks but i did shitmyself bad and im sitting here in it, i jus realized
hotchicknicewawas: r u seriously that fuckin drunk?
chillyxcc: yup i am ussually this doesnt happenj, actually this never happened, im us drunk and had a upset stomacdh all day
hotchicknicewawas: well go wipe your ass or something you nasty bastard
chillyxcc: damn
chillyxcc: i jus drank a lot cuz we were celebrating andf now im in my room and i am not a nasty bastard
hotchicknicewawas: you're sitting in your own shit...
hotchicknicewawas: and you're not getting up
hotchicknicewawas: that translates to: nasty bastard
chillyxcc: i feel to drunk to get up jus yet, im afriad if i do ill get more sick cuz my stomach kills
chillyxcc: well im jus glad i made it home before this happened cuz i was hangin out with my date for tommorrows ball im going to and she is so hot
hotchicknicewawas: soon as she finds out you shit yourself you'll be fucked
chillyxcc: oh she wont, no one will know
hotchicknicewawas: lmao
hotchicknicewawas: oh i dunno, you'd be surprised
chillyxcc: well no one is here so how would anyone know
hotchicknicewawas: fuck if i know
chillyxcc: il jus throw myu underwear away and wash y pants, sorry i was talkin to u while this happened and i sorry i shared thast with u, i wuck tongiht i guess
chillyxcc: seriously im sorry, i realize how stupid i must sound
hotchicknicewawas: yea
hotchicknicewawas: im sure you must
chillyxcc: oh i do, but im drunk so its not to bad
chillyxcc: i jus dont feel like getting up,i feel like p[assing out
hotchicknicewawas: yeah pass out with yer pants full of shit, thats nice to wake up to
chillyxcc: well that be syucky by morning but thats prob ably whats gonna end up happeneing, i dont know if i can walk withoutfaloin down
hotchicknicewawas: you nasty nasty fucker
chillyxcc: damn it stip callin me that
LOL! He told me to stop calling him nasty...if only he knew. As with proper tradition, I will encourage you to send 
chillyxcc a message. That is his real Yahoo! ID. This one is classic, it's sure to go down in history. Oh, by the way, from now on I'll be letting The Pimp do all the "horndog fishing." There's just something funny about a fat kid pickin on horny old men.
check out Volume 1 "YOUR SISTYM IS HACKING"
06·07·05
Entry #6: The New Guy
hello everyones@!! my typoing isnt too goosd, or my speeling, so bear with me here girlz. im the new guy, aka: the pimp. im going to tell you all my adventures about pimping and macking. ill tell you what werks and what dosnt! im fat and stuff too! :) so ill be posting on here from time to time when i have a good pimpin story to tell which id ont have 1 rite now so im sorry for that. but at least this way the 3 of u that visit the site can visit with my fir my 1st time here! yay for me! here's my pic
06·05·05
Entry #4: Chrispy TV Flashback
Short one today folks. Nothing happened yesterday, so I aint got shit to write about. When I got the mr noroozy log, as mentioned in the previous entry, I was on cam...or so it seemed. Actually I had ol' Chrome Dome giving Miss Laura Croft the fat dryhump. Laura wasnt too pleased and was about to shoot him...take a look.
The End.
06·04·05
Entry #3: Yahoo! Chat Logs vol.1
Hello! This is volume 1 of the new and unimproved YAHOO! CHAT LOGS. I like to bounce around the Yahoo! chat rooms sometimes, and do evil things...Sometimes I go on my cam and do various illegal activites. Other times, I go undercover as the opposite sex, with various aliases. Today I was on my cam sitting in the dark (I'm Satan spawn for christ's sake, I dont like light) and I get several IMs from fellas lookin for a nice tit to beat their little peckers to. Take into consideration that I wasnt even using a chickie name to attract pervs to mess with...these guys IMed a guy named The Evil Mr Chrispy in an attempt to find some fat bitch that's willing to flop her tits out so they can rub their firemen. I love perverts, they are so easy to fuck with...
note: this conversation went on a bit before this, but i edited that out for the sake of this not being too long.
Mr Chrispy: yeah
Mr Chrispy: thats what i said
mr_noroozy: are you m or f?
Mr Chrispy: are you retarded or something?
Mr Chrispy: LOOK AT MY NAME
mr_noroozy: oh im sorry
Mr Chrispy: you of all people
mr_noroozy: :">
Mr Chrispy: MISTER NOROOZY
Mr Chrispy: hey baby, are you a girl?????
Mr Chrispy: CAN I SEE YOUR CAM AND PERV ON YOU???????
mr_noroozy: your sistym is hacking
mr_noroozy: will soon
Mr Chrispy: thx
mr_noroozy: :D:D:D
Anybody ever meet a hacker that cant spell s-y-s-t-e-m? On another note: obviously he didnt hack me, or even attempt to for that matter. He did, however, try to flood me with those audible things. From the "frequency" of them ("frequency" being a sarcastic term) I assume he was just hitting the buttons as fast as his shitty 36k connection can send them out. I also noticed they were those flirty audibles, Im guessing he had them all loaded up so he could use them to convince me to pull my nonexistant tits out. That is his actual username as well...so feel free to send him an IM (
mr_noroozy). YOUR SISTYM IS HACKING
06·03·05
Entry #2: Chrispy TV
This here is my SECOND entry! YAY!!!! I actually kept up with it, that is a major surprise! Today I will tell you all about Chrispy TV. For those of you who see this have a very special honor, you get to be in on the jokie joke. Chrispy TV (for the most part) is a way for me to mess with...well basically whoever is looking on the site, IN REAL TIME. Yeah I suppose that is a little bit bastardish, but I'm a bastard, so it's alright. Originally I had "Gif TV" on there, which was basically a scroller to look at various comical animations, but I figure I can add those to the "fubar and funny" area at a later date. Now the new and improved area contains an ongoing webcam image. I will make an attempt to leave my cam online 24/7, even though I'm usually not here, or the lights will be off and it's very dark... What is on this "running gag" you might ask me, well god dammit I think I'll tell you! As I had mentioned, even when I'm here it will generally be a dark image, if I happen to notice somebody is on the site (via the "Who's watching me" feature) I will occasionally flick my lighter at them. So if you happen to see a flame shoot out on there, it is, in fact, me shooting my lighter at you...LIVE!!! No, not too funny really but I get a decent chuckle out of it. The second thing you might find would be a various action figure(s) in various poses. Now that has the potential of being pretty fuckin hilarious. Lastly, if you do happen to catch me on here, I will be smoking pot in all likelyhood...or drinking. And so that, my friends, is my introduction to Chrispy TV...enjoy!
06·02·05
Entry #1: Steak'n'Shake
This is my very first entry into the "site." It's really quite halfass of a site, I know. I dont really expect too many people to visit it more than once in their entire life, but just in case one or two people come back twice, I'll be sure to have something new for you to chuckle at next time you're here. Now on to the entry! Last night I went to Steak'n'Shake, very exciting shit right there. If i had a digital camera (hidden would be even better) then this might have been a much better story, come to think of it, it's a pretty shitty story regardless...anyhow, I sat down and all that just like always, but today I wanted something besides my usual (chedder chz eggs with those badass hashbrown things they got) so I went with the chicken melt. Big mistake, its just some frozen piece of shit chicken breast steamed on their flat top (the grill marks are fake, magic marker perhaps?). So in retrospect I should not have got the chicken. The waitress was cute I suppose, had the ghetto braids and glasses...strange combination, but she pulled it off. She did that deal where they sit in the booth across from you while they take the order, whatever. I was choking down my shitty ass sandwhich and the waitress comes back to my booth and proceeds to sit down. At this point I would prefer to just go home and smoke some more pot, but I still have half a sandwhich to choke down and this bitch is sitting there shootin the shit at me. Blah blah blah, typical chick nonsense, trying to flirt with me and shit. I especially enjoyed the part where she mentioned her husband was trying to get a job there (sounds like a real winner to me). So now I'm sitting there thinking: "this bitch is tryin to mack on me, married and shit..." Now I'm sure you're sittin there like "bitch wasn't mackin on you, ya cocky fuck," I beg to differ! She only mentioned the husband once, and had you seen the look on her face when she mentioned it, you would understand. Anyways, so she's sitting there runnin her jaw at me and finally the people in the booth behind me start callin her over, NOW'S THE CHANCE! At that point I decided I was either going to have to fuck her in the toilet, or get the hell out of there. obviously either she's just a really shitty communicator, or a whore, so I wanted nothing to do with boinking her in the bathroom stall at Steak'n'Shake. I then proceeded to get the fuck out of there. Bottom line: married whores work late night at Steak'n'Shake. Smoke reefer! I'm DONE!