Evolutionism
Evolutionism is basically the idea that all human behavior can be linked to evolution. As far as I know, this is the first attempt ever to turn evolution into a religion.
About Evolutionism
The main belief in Evolutionism is that all human attributes are linked somehow to evolution. Charles Darwin is a prophet. The Origin of Species is considered a holy book. This is bound to start a lot of arguments with strictly religious(or irreligious) people. That may or may not be the point of this page, but i'm not admitting to it. Evolutionism was started officially in December of 2001, though the ideas are much older.
What we believe
In Evolutionism, we believe that Darwin was a prophet. However, we also believe in people's right to question us, unlike certain OTHER religions. Good things shall happen to you if you believe in Evolutionism, but bad things will happen if you follow unquestioningly. We don't believe in Heaven or Hell, but we need a way to scare impressionable young children, and thus "good things" and "bad things." After a certain point, you just do it without a reward system hanging over your head. Nothing especially good will happen to you for your belief, you'll die same as everybody else. So there. We also believe in evolution, obviously. Evolution(in case you don't know, and are incredibly sheltered) is the idea that species change over time. It is strongly doubted by certain religions, whose doctrines flatly refuse it. They've somehow maneuvered themselves into a position where they can keep people from learning about evolution because it offends them. Bad things will happen to them.
The Codex Evolutia
The Book of Creation
"In the beginning, there was nothing, and then there was something. This something became everything, and thus was the universe we know today." This summarizes every single creation story ever created by man, including scientific theories, and we really don't intend to do any better. Since we're going to be that predictable, there's really no use in having a creation story at all. Realizing this is what makes us better than other religions.
The Book of Prophecies
- Bad things will continue to happen
- Nostradamus will be copied indiscriminately
- The House of Spades will crash at four and thirty steps left,
The survivors will call and find answers,
Outsiders in green will be submerged,
The end shall be unexpected.
- People will continue to put faith in nonsensical prophecies such as these
The Book of Darwin
Coming soon...
The Book of Evolution
Coming soon...
The Book of Laziness
Coming later...