“THE GRUMPY TROUSERS” 21 April 03

Today
I didn’t just get out of the wrong side of bed
I just got out of bed.

I couldn’t get anything to fit.
Odd socks. Crumpled shirts.
Anything. But one thing –
Thegrumpytrousers.

They fit just right
Not too long, or too short
Not too baggy, or too tight
And with an attitude like mine -

I’ve got to go
Where the weather suits my clothes
I’m having a bad hair day
Do you ever have one of those?

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