MARK AND HAR MAR SUPERSTAR. 03 OCTOBER 2003

Dreadful picture I'm afraid. But worth sharing. I was in Birmingham seeing everybody's favourite lothario disco sex-diva, the all-singing, all-dancing, stripping, Ron Jeremy vs. Tom Jones genius funk superstar Har Mar Superstar. And he happened to invite me and a couple of other people on stage to sing the closing song with him. What a man. Etc. Etc. If I look drunk then I am. And if I look rough, then that must be the fact I need a haircut. And some sleep.