“AN ENGLISHMAN ABROAD” 14 Aug 94

We are the Lads
We are the Lads
having the best times
we’ve ever fucking had

We are the Lads
We are the Lads
At 23 its fun
looking for slags

We are the lads
We are the lads
“Not too bad”
Cruising and sharking
Drinking and laughing

At 23 its fun
At 51, it’s Sad

Englishmen abroad
looking for a good time
looking for a cheap whore
A Girl who might like it
right up the ass
A Girl who won’t mind
if we share her best pal
A Girl who won’t mind
Sorry love, I don’t know your name
A Girl who won’t mind
if I fuck anyone available

Newcastle Girls
or from anywhere at all
I don’t give a shit
fuck them all
Cos I Am A Lad
and We are The Lads
at 23 its fun...
at 23 its sad

We Are The Lads
Just like our Dads
we’ll never grow up
and we’ll still say “Look At The Tits On That!”
In thirty years time
She won’t mind
she’s a lucky girl
Lucky to have anyone at all

And she doesn’t mind
if I punch her a bit
She always knows its because I love her
and because she deserves it
At 23 it’s fun.

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