| We have good finger-lickin fun!! |
| CATSAC!! |
| Jesse, you're like a boner. You stick out in a crowd. |
| Christina, you're like a stoner without the stone. You're an "er". |
| You can kiss my non-existant nutsack. |
| happy happy monkeys, from all of us to you, you bought our cd, now you're a monkey too |
| Looks like milimeter peter wants to become meaty petey! |
| Oh the pains of being lopsided. |
| Maaan, I wish I was funny. *sigh of grief*. -The next day: Oh! I should be like, 'You're like your car, white and a piece of trash.' MAN I AM GETTING FUNNY! *sigh of happiness* |
| "If you had a drumset, I'd say let's jam." |
| "And then we leaved" |
| "POCKET STALL" |
| "Well that was a hack, or at least half a hack" |
| "Rock the boat or risk drowning in a sea of mediocrity" |
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| *This site is dedicated in loving memory to our friend Sasquatch. |
| One day, Christina and Jesse decide to walk downtown in the hopes of finding Twix candy bars. Unfortunately there are shrooms on the ground. Christina says Oh look! A little shroom! and bends down to see. Little did she know that she would hold up traffic to do so. |
| Going for a nice walk down the sewer in the hopes of finding exhileration and excitement, Christina and Jesse make their way down the dark and musty sewer pipe. Suddnly thier music they are holding goes crazy, and they feel a strange essence in the sewer. They run back utterly and totally wierded out. |
| so one day Christina and Jesse get this bright idea to hackey sack down the crooked cul-de-sac. There is a car backing out so they move away. Continuing to sack as they move away, Christina kicks the sack and both watch incredulously as the hackey sack rolls down the storm drain. They try for the next our to pry the lid off the storm drain with a crowbar, but to no avail. This guy comes out and gives us strange looks, and in a desperate attempt to save herself from further embarrassment, Jesse says, ever lose a hackey sack down the drain? They still can't get the lid off. So then they go home, wet, forlorn, and sackless, and Christina gets pierced by a fishing hook. |
| Christina has this idea to karate chop Sasquatch into the street. He is then run over by a speeding car. Then he is gnawed on for 10 minutes by a huge man-eating muscley yellow bananus like dog. Later he gets put in the drier. Theres really no point to this but I just wanted to show whoever the hell reads this how invincible Sasquatch was. Unfortunately his invincibility didn't last him through to the next day, where he got lost. |
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| It's times like these when I wish i had a gun to shoot myself with. |