About Us
We are the CHURCH OF LASAGNA, a religious group based on Antarctica, we believe in lasagna, our LIVES are lasagna EVERY THING IS LASAGNA. We were established in 2000 BC. when lasagna was discovered. The great 4 FATHERS, Charles, Michael, Nicholas, And Jimmy, who are created out if the 4 elements of the earth, Charles is Flour, Michael is tomato sauce, Nicholas is ground beef, and Jimmy is, of course CHEESE. Those are the four elements were used to create the HOLY LASAGNA, which hasn't AND SHALL NEVER go cold or bad. And thus, the holy lasagna is stored at the edge of the flat earth, Antarctica. It is being held by the GREAT STATUE OF ETERNITY, a statue depicting all thefour fathers when they fused together in order to keep the HOLY LASAGNA fresh and hot. shit go back