i like alcohol.... alot *hiccup*... and um.... *hiccup*
i was so drunk one night *hiccup*, i ah... went to Vagas and married a can of beer *hiccup*... she was pretty! her name was Violet!
we had baby cans! they look like me!
i also don't have a penis! it got cut off in a terrible strokes chat accident! although carla wears it proud!
I'M ROBBIE THE NO-PENIS ALCOHOLIC MAN!