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oy with the poodles already Here are some of my personal favorite quotes from Gilmore Girls. "A family get together is like a lolipop guild convention, I have to stop myself from asking how its going at the chocolate factory." ~Paris Random Chick: "Is it raining?" Paris: "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot." Lorelai- "Just once I'd like to be able to say, 'Yea im not feeling so good, my leg is haunted.'" Rory- "There's a reason why you only take one packet of thera-flu at a time" Lorelai- "Eat my carrots." Rory- "Apparently matureity is extremely overrated in your universe." Lorelai- "Thats right. The emporeress Bobobell forbids it. Eat!" Lorelai- "Did you call an exterminator?" Michel- "Why no, what a wonderful idea, I was actually going to fasten a large wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until mickey gets hungry and decides to come out and snack on my face.." Lorelai- "Just stand here and make sure it doesnt come out" Michel-" Ooh goodie! A promotion!" Lorelai- "Honey, you have power, brains ... Now all you need is a dimwitted, drunkin or drug addicted relative to constantly humilate you while you serve in office." Rory- "Will you work on that for me?" Lorelai - "Two steps ahead of you." Lorelai- "Betraded, lied to and humilated." Rory- "Well get used to it, I am in politics now." "Personaly, I dont think hes broken, I think he killed himself to get away from that family!" ~ Luke "Independents Inn ... Major dissapointment speaking, how can I help you?" ~ Lorelai "Come here for a sec, you got some dirt on your forhead ... oh thats just the sign of the devil, my mistake."~ Lorelai "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say 'Whoa. Step back. No one's that gay." ~ Lorelai "So, um, basically everything here is chicken. You’ve got garlic chicken, Kung Pao chicken, Szechuan Chicken, chicken in brown sauce, which looks and tastes remarkably like the Szechuan Chicken except it’s got these red peppers in it and if you eat them, you die. Plate?" ~Lorelai "And then after we get a record deal, we’ll get really famous and then we’ll have to give all of these interviews about how horrible it is to be really famous and how we never wanted this in the first place, all we care about is the music, and fame is gonna tear us apart. It’s gonna be great!" ~ Lane Emily: "Apparently, we’re going to be European tonight." Richard: "Oh, wonderful. I was getting so tired of being American day after day after day." Emily: "You were on the phone?" Richard: "Long distance." Lorelai: "God?" Richard: "London." Lorelai: "God lives in London?" Richard: "My mother lives in London." Lorelai: "Your mother is God?" Richard: "Lorelai..." Lorelai: "So, God *is* a woman." Richard: "Lorelai." Lorelai: "And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors." Richard: "Make her stop." Rory: "Oh, that I could?" Luke: "Why, what was wrong with that one?" Jess: "It was pink." Luke: "We can paint it." Jess: "You mean I can paint it." Luke: "We can paint it together." Jess: "Great, then we can hold hands and skip afterwards." Luke: "I am not wearing my socks." Lorelai: "What?" Luke: "I am not wearing my socks." Lorelai: "So, what are those, someone else's?" Luke: "Yes." Lorelai: "What?" Luke: "I am wearing someone else's socks." Lorelai: "I'm sorry, I need more." Luke: "I spent the night at Nicole's place." Lorelai: "Also known as "your place"." Luke: "Got up a little late, grabbed a pair of socks, and it wasn't until I was halfway to work that I realized they were someone else's socks." Lorelai: "And you're sure about this?" Luke: "Hey, if there's one thing in this life I am sure about, it's my socks. I buy the same brand in bulk, and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. My socks are all white with a red stripe. These are white with a gold stripe and some sort of fruity padding in the toe." Lorelai: "Maybe they're Jess' socks." Luke: "They are not Jess' socks." Lorelai: "Well, maybe when you went to the laundromat, someone accidentally left a pair of socks in the dryer, and then your..." Luke: "I don't go to a laundromat." Lorelai: "Uh, maybe they're Nicole's socks. You know, her gym socks or... you're not wearing your socks." Luke: "I am not wearing my socks." My Top 3 favorite GG Quote of all time (in reverse order 3,2,1)... Lorelai: "It says here that people used every part of the whale back then, the most important part being spermaceti, used in candle production. Yuck, couldnt think of a less gross substance to use for candles? Ooo! Herman Mellville once shipped out of Martha's Vineyard! Heres a quote from Moby Dick; "Ors, ors, grip your ors & clutch your souls now my god, pull men!" ... wait a second... that isnt the pulling they had to do to get the spermaceti, is it?" Luke: "I dont think so. Let's go, were already late." Lorelai: "What else... the first people on the island of Martha's Vineyard were indians of the Wampanoag tribe. This tribe still makes up a large part of the town origionally called the Gayhead. Hm, figured, the indians survive poverty, disease, and then get stuck living in a place called Gayhead. Do you think theres any connection between Gayhead and Spermaceti?" Luke: "I have no idea. Wait, its an island?" Lorelai: "Yea, apparently." Luke: "That means theres a Ferry." Lorelai: "Uh! There is a Ferry to Gayhead, that is just too easy! ... Ooo, there are a bunch of historical lighthouses, we should definatly see them. Huh... I wonder if theres a connection between the shape of lighthouses, ferry's, spermaceti, and gayhead! haha!" Lorelai: "How late can you stay Suki?" Sookie: "As late as you want, Davey's with his grandparents and Jackson is sleeping with the zucchini tonight". Lorelai: "What's that, farm jarggen?" Sookie: "No, hes sleeping with the zucchini." Lorelai: "But what does that mean, sleeping with the zucchini?" Sookie: "It means hes sleeping with the zucchini..." Lorelai: "Suki ... fill me in here, wheres Jackson?" Sookie: "Well, he checked the weather forcast today and theres a potential cold front coming in from Canada, and he knows how important the zucchini is for our opening day menu so ..." Lorelai: "Are you saying that sleeping with the zucchini means that ..." Sookie: "Hes sleeping with the zucchini." Michel: "She said it 4 times, you are very slow tonight. " Lorelai: "Oh my God!" Sookie: "Well, you said to do whatever it takes to make sure we have fresh zucchini." Lorelai: "Within the realm of reason!" Sookie: "Oh, now you add that..." Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world. Rory: Hmm. Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word. Emily: Oh dear God. Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word. Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai. Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already!" Rory: Hehe. Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase. Rory: Oy with the poodles already. Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place. |
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