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mencken's chrestomathy "Thursday it is, 7:30. And do not think of backing out because I will cry and eat a pint of Rocky Road ice cream while watching 'An Affair to Remember.'" - Logan "Come on, Rory, Friday night dinners? Cocktails, Mozart, mind games? Good times." - Lorelai "There was a clown beating? No, they're saying, 'town meeting.'" - Luke "Welcome to the S.H., bitch." - Zach "That's because I'm not Orthodox, I'm liberal with a touch of Reform and a smidgen of zippity-pow." - Lorelai "Shhh! I'm incognito! This is my Huckleberry Finn opportunity to observe things invisibly - eventually someone is going to have to take over the many delicate tasks I perform for this town. The street lamp and illumination monitoring, the lawn-height measuring..." - Taylor "I just had a dream that Madeleine Albright was my mother." - Rory "I can't believe Rory is 21. It seems like just yesterday she was crying because you were telling her Charlotte Bronte can't come to her sleepover. Because she's dead." - Sookie "I'm smelling something very funny coming from the kitchen. Could be a pungent cheese. Could be arson. Should I call the fire department or shall I just fetch some crackers?" - Michel "I'm saving myself for William Holden." - Lorelai "Uh, Colin? You forgot your milkmaid." - Rory "Stop screaming, ‘It's your butt.' People are eating." - Luke "It's Rory [we're talking about]. What she tackles, she conquers." - Richard "I used a few choice expletives and a bunch of guys started closing in on me. So I started pacing and yelling, ‘Attica! Attica!'" - Paris "Whoa, Sookie. Don't do math. You know that hurts your head." - Lorelai "[The baby] seems more reserved. Elusive. There's a bit of Garbo in her." - Kirk "My daughter's stubborn. But she's capable of greatness. And watching her settle down with a man who could hold her back from that is unacceptable." - Emily "Mom, it's a fake wedding. J.Lo has them all the time!" - Lorelai "I do not dance spazzy." - Luke "Oh, is there a 'you're crazy' team? Because I think they'd make you captain." - Lorelai "You cannot keep a room full of Anglo-Saxons waiting for cake this long - they start to form more clubs." - Random Gilmore relative "You'd think if you had three Thighmasters, you'd wear some slacks once in a while." - Sookie "You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that." - Lorelai "Crazy people. Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets." - Luke "Next week we'll switch. You can have dinner with my mother and I'll marry Dad off to a nice baroness." - Lorelai "Jealousy is bad. Jealousy is what landed me in jail. Twice." - T.J. "Sorry I'm late. I found Paul Anka under the sink, chewing on my favorite shoes." - Lorelai "If I'm not back in five minutes, it means I'm in the main house, picking out china patterns with Emily." - Logan main [x] |
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