Can you make cheese from human breast milk?
It takes 142 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Men are like fish, neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouth shut.
I always try to do things in chronological order.
Over 2500 left handed people are killed per year by using right handed products.
How do you throw away a garbage can?
What does OK actually mean?
Why do we feal blue? and what color do smurfs feel when they are down?
Do the different M&M's colors taste different?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own goverenment?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in a carpool lane?
Why would superman want to leap over a building in a single bound if he could fly?
If you mated a bulldog and a shitzu would it be called a bullshit?
If an ambulence is on it's way to save someone, and it runs over someone, does it have to help that person?
-Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious"
-Alan Minter, boxer
"Men I want you just thinking of one word this season. One word and only one word: Super Bowl."
-Bill Peterson, football coach
"I got to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
-Britney Spears
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-Charles De Gaulle, former French president
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
-Dan Quayle
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
-David Acfield
"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that isn't there?"
-Driver school applicant
"It is white."
-George W. Bush, when asked how the white house was like by a student in East London
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"If only faces could talk..."
-Pat Summerall
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