| now I'm here I was o'er there I've got a thought I'd like to share I ran into the most beautious chick went I found out that she was a country boy's hick. I ran away quick I ran away fast but I couldn't stop looking at that girl's fine ass so I stopped and I stared and I saw her brown hair and as I started to care she gave me a pair Of Bladed Looks with maddening eyes it made me feel cold so my thoughts I disguise She raised up her arm as if to pick her nose she raised up all her fingers and said, " Pick one of those." So I looked then I grinned I remember this line "the right finger to pick is but one of mine" One eye's brow rose in bewilderment I guess she'd expected to have to give me a hint "I know that real well' I said with a laugh "That came from a movie I'd seen twice and a half" She grinned then she laughed and as she turned her body she dropped all her fingers and pointed the middle at me I turned and I blushed I thought she was nice I couldn't help thinking on my late friend's advise "If she gives you the finger Just stand, be amazed, For If she really had meant it you're in to be crazed. For the girl gives you one Give her three more in return if she doesn't like it then that's something she'll learn" So there she is now after I showed her mine I can't believe her amazement even after I was kind I can't help I'm crazy for every girl that I see I can't help I'm more manly in fact I'm times three! |