Okay, so i have some new direction. You can now ignore the paragraph above because it is no longer relative to anything. You might be wondering what it is that i have planned for you. Let me show the masses.
by Ted
This is what its all about, its the naked car wash. Its where naked people wash cars. To some it might be considered a little perverted and somewhat totally wrong, but to me it just appears as a good way to make billions of dollers.
This is how it works. I will have car washes at places like fule bases(gas stations for all you losers) and supermarkets. Sounds like a normal fundraiser right, thats because it is a normal fundraiser, its just one with me naked, washing cars. See, this is the way I look at it. I was told by a very wise adult last week that car washes with scantily clad females attract a great deal more customers, male and female. So if I host a car wash where I am naked and washing cars, and trucks, and planes, then i will logically make more money than I would with clothes on. If you think that it won't work then i wont be mad at you or hate you, but i might just kill you. It must work. This is why it will work too, its because people might be repelled at first, but then instinct takes action and the next thing you know they are at my car wash just waiting to hand over their hard earned cash. So, the next time you are out and about just look for me in the obvious places cuz you never know what kind of tresure you might find. Oh yeah, I know i told you this was gonna have stuff about food in it, and it will, this page will never be done, and besides, this will make you hungery. Thats just how these strange things work.
Haven't really done much with this page since i created it but i've decided that its now to to change. I know I might have said that before but I mean it this time. So I will give you a food invention that I created When i was in like 7th grade. I dont eat it very much cuz I would probably die and it doesnt taste that good either but I guess it kinda tastes good sometimes if you are disgusting, SO anyways I guess I will write it out like a normal recipe thing to make it seem professional.
Prep time: 5 min
Needed Items;
1 flour torillia
Alot of penut buter, crunchy or creamy
Like half a cup of sugar or so, maybe more maybe less, i dont know, this is hard
Whipped cream, canned or cream, probably should go Light to avoid heartattack
Ok, so when you have made sure all the ingredients are accessible procede by following these directions.
Take the tortilla, I like to use the large ones but you can go with the smallers ones if you feel it would be better, and spred penut butter on it, i dont know how much just make sure its on good and thick. Once it's on there real god pour the sugar all over it and kind of spred it in the with penut butter. When finished with thaat all you have to do is put whipped cream all over it and then the final step, which is fold it. After you make it you can do anything with it, like feed it to your dog, you sister, play a full contact game with it or maybe even eat it if you want. I urge you all to give this a try because it makes a great dinner because it has all the food groups in it. Thats all there is to it so I will have something else for you later, maybe tomorrow or something, i dont know
-Ted