[image noborder]http://www.starhub.net.sg/~dick1982/Flash/Dikrite2.gif[/image] [font size=1] "Looking thru the cracks I saw the shadows on the tile/So I knocked on all the unlocked doors/Locked myself in a stall/Rest my head against the wall//And I’m not sure/That I’ve ever had the nerve/Cos I’ve always felt like an easy kill/But I’m pretty sure/That I’m never gonna know/If I’m his kind of pill/Unlocked the stall and wandered off/Left my number on the wall" -Rest My Head Against The Wall | Heatmisser [/font] [link=p090.ezboard.com/bchampoo newwindow]rael board o thy dead[/link] === "Boy! I think I need to teach you a little lesson in compromise and empathy. Bend over and open wide." -Some comment regarding political debatees. "While trying to creating a custom tile for my desktop wallpaper, I typed 'GAR!' in this tile i was messing with and pixelised it. It ended up looking like 'ARIGA'. It is a Hebrew word meaning 'weave', in other words, what we all try to do on the web." -easily amused "Pull your dress on and stay real close Who might leave you where I left off? A perfect circle of acquaintances and friends Drink another, coin a phrase" - Perfect Circle | R.E.M. "Make your money with exploitation Make it holy illumination Say a prayer at every station Don't forget to ask for mercy Make your money with a pretty face Make it easy with product placement Make it charged with controversy I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi" - King Of Comedy | R.E.M. "I'm not king of comedy/ I'm not your magazine/ I'm not your television/ I'm not your movie screen/ I'm not commodity" - King Of Comedy | R.E.M. "I am ashamed to say. ugly girls know their fate. anybody can get laid ... call my name, here I come. your last ditch lay, will I never learn?" - Tongue | R.E.M. "These words, 'You will be mine.' These words, they haunt me, hunt me down, catch in my throat, make me pray, say, love's confined, oh." - Strange Currencies | R.E.M. "You know with love come strange currencies and here is my appeal: I need a chance, a second chance, a third chance, a fourth chance, a word, a signal, a nod, a little breath just to fool myself, to catch myself, to make it real, real" -Strange Currencies | R.E.M. "Sometimes I get to thinkin', baby, when I'm all alone I could maybe make it on my own The more, oh, you set me free The more attractive you seem to be" - Precious Maybe | Beth Orton "Why did I write this song on that day Why did you touch my hand and softly say. Stop asking questions that don't matter anyway. Just give us a kiss to celebrate here today... something changed." - Something Changed | PULP "Smoke it, drink. Here comes the flood, anything to thin the blood. These corrosives do their magic slowly, and sweet." - E-Bow The Letter | R.E.M. "I won’t bore you with the details baby I don’t even want to waste your time Let’s just say that maybe You could help to ease my mind Baby, I ain't Mr. Right" - Fast Love | George Micheal "As I play out the passion of a stranger in love/ Letting go of the time/ In this other world that spins around for one/ And I'm not sure where I am..."- Lost | The Cure "In the soul of this stranger in love/ No control over one/ To the other under faded setting sun/ And I don't know where I am..." - Lost | The Cure "As I live out the story of a stranger in love Waking up going on In the other world that spins around undone And I don't know where I am... I got lost in someone else." - Lost | The Cure "Oh yeah Cos I never had a woman before I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly And I don't know what it's like to be young Cos all my life I've been knocking on forty Oh yeah" - P.T.A.(Parent Teacher Association) | PPULP "everyone hates a bore/ everybody hates a drunk/ everyone hates a sad professor/ I hate where I wound up." - Sad Professor | R.E.M. "Easy come, easy gone, kiss a girl then write a song. Enjoy it while you can 'cause it won't last long. And the week never starts round here, raise your cider, and I'll raise my beer. Easy come, easy gone, simple as this stupid song." -The Week Never Starts Around Here | Araab Strap "They know who I’ve fucked, they know what I’ve taken. They’ve seen me in the shower with shit down my legs. They’ve seen me searching a stranger’s house for dregs. I used to think they loved me, but now I know it’s pity and they know that they can always flee this fucking city. " - Fucking Little Bastards | Arab Strap "So come on darling, break my heart. Mess me around and shag all my friends, ‘cause we can’t waste what we can’t even start and it’s best to go out with a bang when a wee disaster ends." - "Meanwhile, At The Bar, A Drunkard Musses" | Arab Strap "Woody Guthrie carves a sign into his guitar 'This machine kills fascists' Ani Difranco says 'Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right' I say: Here's a monkey wrench. Bop me on the head long enough , maybe I'll wake up for a second" - One Dance | Dan Bern "So many things that keep, that keep me underground. So many words that I, that I can never find. If you give up on me now, I'll be gutted like I've never been before." - proto-emo radiohead "Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach As I want you to be As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria" - another nirvana song "Too many puppies with guns in their hands. Too many puppies in foreign lands. Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and Placed upon the war machine." - Too Many Puppies | Primus "I searched for form and land, for years and years I roamed I gazed a gazley stare at all the millions here We must have died along, a long long time ago" - Man Who Sold The World | David Bowie "This fame thing, I don't get it. I wrapped my hand in plastic to try to look through it. Maybelline eyes and girl-as-boy moves. I can take you far. This star thing, I don't get it." - E-Bow The Letter | R.E.M. "I live a simple life/ unfettered by complex sweets.// you think this isn't me?/ that's so sweet./ I'm so sorry" -The Apologist | R.E.M. "I need someone to show me the things in life that I can’t find I can’t see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal" - Paranoid | Black Sabbath (rhyming coupplets!) "When the routine bites hard/and ambitions are low/And the resentment rides high/but emotions won't grow/And we're changing our ways,/taking different roads/Then love, love will tear us apart/again " -Love Will Tear Us Apart | Joy Division "open your eyes and here's a surprise wake up, it's the time of your life self-valentines we've burnt and regret the swear words we tend to forget" - Liberator | Force Vomit "whose demographics do they reach the slogans so bold which are the sub-cultures to breach and do they really know ... who are you? where are you?" -Yr Ad Campaigns Empower Me | Force Vomiit "Wee see you with your skate-shirt your Stussy round your waist you look like some tourist from that Harajuku place according to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip do us all a favor, lose the hoop from the lip... drop that stinkin scowling no-life attitude" - Drop The Attitude, F%cker | Zircon Govv. Pawn Starz (written by King; additional lyrics by X'Ho) "How can we jump over our shadows when we no longer have one? How can we pass out of the century (not to speak of the millennium) if we do not make up our minds to put an end to it, engaged as we are in an indefinite work of mourning for all the incidents, ideologies and violence which have marked it?" -THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM OR THE COUNTDDOWN , Jean Baudrillard "The works of the Derrida and Lacana schools do not seem particularly clear to me: they resembles ideology presented in a talmudic way combined with splitting hairs." -Stanislaw Lem's opinion on post-moderniism. "According to modern concepts, which I follow as a member of the 'order of empiricists', people's noble deeds, along with all others, have been programmed genetically... In a similar fashion I could feel angered by the fact that the enormous pornographic industry gains huge profits from the fact that we have been pre-programmed sexually." - Stanislaw Lem talks about the relationnship between science and moral dilemmas. "If all an author has to offer is a 'fantastic story', I am able to come up with a dozen of my own. I never read to kill time. Killing time is like killing someone's wife or a child. There is nothing more precious for me than time." - Stanislaw Lem talks about Science Ficttion. "In a realistic novel one cannot claim that the main character is capable of fertilizing women over the phone. However if a novel presents 'a different world' , an average reader is deprived of the criteria of credibility. The latter is exploited by ninety nine percent of science fiction writers... This gave birth to a treasure house of nonsense that a typical science-fiction writer makes use of. Whoever breaks this order is subject to readers' disapproval, which is directly proportional to their familiarity with that treasure house." - Stanislaw Lem continues to piss off moore sci-fi writers ... "I simply lost the appetite for fiction. My current reluctance to write is also caused by the fact that I don't see the necessity to write yet another book - in contrast to my publishers, who perceive this matter in mercantile terms regardless of what the book would be used for (to prop up a table leg?). I really do care about my readers." -Stanislaw Lem's reason for not writing anymore novels. "What are the advantages of great possibilities to process information if all networks may be paralyzed by Internet viruses? The technology opens new possibilities for wrongdoing. I am a cruel person, hence I hate people who create the 'I LOVE YOU' - types of viruses; I would gladly have them whipped and had 'enemy of mankind of the first degree' written on their foreheads." -Stanislaw Lem talks about the Internet.. "Clementine : Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant." - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind "Clementine : You're not a stalker, or anything, right? Joel : I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember? Clementine : That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. Joel : Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one." - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind "Joel : You look like a tangerine! Clementine : Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine. Joel : Juicy... 'n seedless. Clementine : I like that. " - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind "Clementine : You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing. Joel : Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating." - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind "Mary : 'Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders'... Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's." - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind "i thought of a dumb idea. let's diss 'yaoi' manga! they f^cking hell depict faggots as romantic shites obsessing over each other's pretty f%cking faces. how f^cking unrealistic is that? that's blatant gay-ploitation for a female audience. fags don't behave like that. fags (those ive chat with, n those who publish books/websites , anyway) don't behave much differently(compared to men) when it comes to sex/romance/relationships... they wanna f^ck and they want to f&ck often! other than that, they like to dress up more than 'normal' guys and bla bla bla." - Internet blabber "LNPKStreetSoldier: i got head at my block party last night geowm18: chubby puppy dikdik: head drugs or head meat? LNPKStreetSoldier: head as in blowjob dikdik: have sex LNPKStreetSoldier: basicaly TheAtarisGuy: ... this is quite possible the saddest room ever" - More Internet blabbering "LNPKStreetSoldier: wat ur email TheAtarisGuy: why? LNPKStreetSoldier: i want u to read my story TheAtarisGuy: haha, no thanks LNPKStreetSoldier: y TheAtarisGuy: I do enough reading for humanities and stuff. summer is my time to get stupider" - Bla bla bla bla bla... "We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." -Phyllis Diller "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams "I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said no." -Woody Allen "Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?" - Anonymous "Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously." - Cincinnati Enquirer "The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits."-Albert Einstein "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist." -Ayn Rand "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - Mark Twain "I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans."-Unknown "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." -Unknown "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing .. if you can fake that, you've got it made." -GROUCHO MARX "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."-GROUCHO MARX "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." - Groucho Marx, misquoted. "It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson, speaking of the Equal RRights Amendment Mar. 22, 1930 "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." -Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872 "The good Christian should beware the mathematican and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicans have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of hell." -Saint Augustine "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of SStrategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre. [USED] "It’s quite a gamble to speak out of place/Those things could kill you but so could your face/What occupies me,pays a low rent/ Because fondness makes the heart grow absent" -Memory Lame by Jim O'Rourke "Be careful when you take a call for someone else (Not a smart way to begin) And get embroiled in someone else’s life (You don’t know where that phone’s been)" -Elegant Transaction by Loose Fur "There's some weird, delicate, I-trust-you-not-to fuck-up-on-me relationship between the reader and writer, and both have to sustain it. But there's an unignorable line between demonstrating skill and charm to gain trust for the story vs. simple showing off. It can become an exercise in trying to get the reader to like and admire you instead of an exercise in creative art." - David Foster Wallace "Don't be so be so sensitive, you pussy. Look at it this way, boards that attract(and encourage) idiots are usually run by idiots. Rules? FUCK RULES! Do children even listen to their parents? Hell no! They just imitate them! As violence begets violence, so would trailer-trash beget trailer-trash... well you get the idea." -Unkle E "Difference? There're got more gamers @ GmaeFAQs and more peds and jerkoffs here. Or should they all belong in one parent tree?" -Unkle E "They're like my neighbourhood pussy cats. So domestic they're almost human. Almost. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" -Montana Bob "the story is that sex addicts became dependent on a body chemistry created by constant sex. orgasms flood the body with endorphins that kill pain and tranquilize you. sex addicts are really addicted to the endorphins, not the sex. sex addicts have lower natural levels of monoamine oxiuse. sex addicts really crave the pepaide phenylethylamine that might be triggered by infatuation, by risk and fear." - choke, chuck palahniuk ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd. -- Alexander Pope, "Eloisa to Abelard"