rest my head against the wall | heatmiser I don’t know when I lost my nerve And I started a routine And I walked across this corner Pinned my eyes to a shirt Cos I’m scared of being seen Locked myself in a stall Rest my head against the wall Still drunk I had a dream in the morning Pin myself to the chore Looking thru the cracks I saw the shadows on the tile So I knocked on all the unlocked doors Locked myself in a stall Rest my head against the wall And I’m not sure That I’ve ever had the nerve Cos I’ve always felt like an easy kill But I’m pretty sure That I’m never gonna know If I’m his kind of pill Unlocked the stall and wandered off Left my number on the wall === precious maybe | berth orton Sometimes I get to thinkin', baby, when I'm all alone I could maybe make it on my own The more, oh, you set me free The more attractive you seem to be And my baby My precious baby You're my maybe My only maybe Sometimes I get to thinkin' when we're on the telephone Are you really on your own So more that you set me free The more deceptive it gets to be And my baby My only maybe You're my baby My precious maybe Sometimes I get a feelin' in every part of me Nothin' is what it seems to be The more, oh, you set me free The more addicted I get to be You're my baby My only maybe You're my baby My precious maybe Ooh, my baby Ooh, my baby My precious baby... === Pulp P.T.A. (Parent Teacher Association) | PULP I know I'm getting on and you're so very young but would you like to stay until next Saturday or Sunday? I'll give you your own room it's next door to my room and some time in the night well, maybe I just might Oh take your clothes off won't you please? You don't have to talk to me just leave the light on so I can see You've got everything I need Oh yeah You know I can't forget that special night we met at the local P.T.A. when your mother came to say that you'd been taking days off school I turned and looked at you, I said "Yes, I understand I'm gonna take this girl in hand." Oh take your clothes off, one two three No you don't have to talk to me just leave the light on so I can see You've got everything you need Oh yeah Cos I never had a woman before I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly And I don't know what it's like to be young Cos all my life I've been knocking on forty Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah - "So if I, put my hand, on your bosom...." - "Yeah?" - "...would that....give you an orgasm? No that's not right But, but if we, if we kissed with tongues..." - haha - "...won't that, wouldn't that make, woouldn't that make you come?" Oh take your clothes off won't you please? No you don't have to talk to me just leave the light on so I can see You've got everything I need Oh oh oh Just one touch was all it took No you can't learn it from a book Let's go upstairs and have a look Oh you've got everything I need Oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah ===== I Don't Want Control Of You lyrics | Teenage Fanclub (Norman Blake) I don't want control of you Doesn't matter to me The very heart and soul of you Are places I wanna see Everyday I look in a different face Feelings getting stronger with every embrace I don't want a world of pain Staring at every tear Don't want this love to stay the same Growing with every year Everyday I look in a different face Feelings getting stronger with every embrace Tired of situations That mean nothing to me You've been an inspirational figure for me Everyday I look in a different face Feelings getting stronger with every embrace I don't want control of you Doesn't matter to me I want this love to stay the same Growing with every year Everyday I look in a different face Feelings getting stronger with every embrace ====== E-Bow The Letter | REM From: New Adventures In Hi-Fi (lyrics from fan club post card) Look up. What do you see? All of you and all of me, fluorescent and starry, some of them they surprise busride. I went to write this, 4:00 a.m. this letter. fields of poppies, little pearls. All the boys and all the girls sweet-toothed, each and every one a little scary. I said your name. I wore it like a badge of teenage film stars, hash bars, cherry mash and tin foil tiaras. Dreaming of Maria Callas, whoever she is. This fame thing, I don't get it. I wrapped my hand in plastic to try to look through it. Maybelline eyes and girl-as-boy moves. I can take you far. This star thing, I don't get it. [I'll take you over. I'll take you there.] Aluminum, it tastes like fear. Adrenaline, it pulls us near. Will you live to 83? Will you ever welcome me, will you show me something that nobody else has seen? Smoke it, drink. Here comes the flood, anything to thin the blood. These corrosives do their magic slowly, and sweet. Phone, eat it, drink. just another chink, cuts and dents they catch the light. Aluminum, the weakest link. I don't want to disappoint you. I'm not here to annoint you. I would lick your feet but is that the sickest move, I wear my own crown, and sadness, and sorrow, and who'd of thought tomorrow could be so strange? My loss. And here we go again. [I'll take you over. I'll take you there.] Aluminum, it tastes like fear. Adrenaline, it pulls us near. It tastes like fear. It pulls us near. Look up, what do you see? All of you and all of me, fluorescent and starry some of them they surprise. I can't look it in the eyes. Seconal, spanish fly, absinthe, kerosene, cherry-flavored neck and collar. I can smell the sorrow on your breath. The sweat, the victory and sorrow. This smell thing, I got it. [I'll take you over. I'll take you there.] Aluminum, it tastes like fear. Adrenaline, it pulls us near. It tastes like fear. It pulls us near. It tastes like fear. It pulls us near. ==== Song: Something Changed | Album: Different Class | Act: PULP I wrote the song two hours before we met. I didn't know your name or what you looked like yet. Oh I could have stayed at home and gone to bed. I could have gone to see a film instead. You might have changed your mind and seen your friends Life could have been very different then but something changed. Do you believe that there's someone up above Does he have a timetable directing acts of love Why did I write this song on that day Why did you touch my hand and softly say. Stop asking questions that don't matter anyway. Just give us a kiss to celebrate here today something changed. When we woke up that morning we had no way of knowing That in a matter of hours we'd change the way we were going. Where would I be now if we'd never met. Would I be singing this song to someone else instead I dunno But like you said something changed. ====== Pictures of You | The Cure I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of I’ve been looking so long at these You that I almost believe that they’re real i’ve Pictures of Been living so long with my pictures of you that You that I almost beleive that they’re real i’ve I almost believe that the pictures are all I can Been living so long with my pictures of you that Feel I almost believe that the pictures are all I can Feel Remembering you standing quiet in the rain as Remembering you standing quiet in the rain as I ran to your heart to be near and we kissed as I ran to your heart to be near and we kissed as The sky fell in holding you close how I always The sky fell in holding you close how I always Held close in your fear remembering you Held close in your fear remembering you Running soft through the night you were bigger Running soft through the night you were bigger And brigther than the snow and And brighter and wider than snow and Screamed at the make-beleive screamed at the Screamed at the make-believe screamed at the Sky and you finally found all your courage to Sky and you finally found all your courage to Let it all go Let it all go Remembering you fallen into my arms crying Remembering you fallen into my arms crying For the death of your heart you were stone For the death of your heart you were stone White so delicate lost in the cold you were White so delicate lost in the cold you were Always so lost in the dark remembering you Always so lost in the dark remembering you How you used to be slow drowned you were How you used to be slow drowned you were Angels so much more than everything oh hold Angels so much more than everything oh hold For the last time then slip away quietly open For the last time then slip away quietly open My eyes but I never see anything My eyes but I never see anything If only I had thought of the right words I could If only I had thought of the right words I could Have hold on to your heart if only I’d thought of Have hold on to your heart if only I’d thought of The right words I wouldn’t be breaking apart all The right words I wouldn’t be breaking apart all My pictures of you My pictures of you Looking so long at these pictures of you but i Looking so long at these pictures of you but i Never hold on to your heart looking so long for Never hold on to your heart looking so long for The words to be true but always just breaking The words to be true but always just breaking Apart my pictures of you Apart my pictures of you There was nothing in the world that I ever There was nothing in the world that I ever Wanted more than to feel you deep in my heart Wanted more than to feel you deep in my heart There was nothing in the world that I ever There was nothing in the world that I ever Wanted more than to never feel the breaking Wanted more than to never feel the breaking Apart all my pictures of you Apart all my pictures of you ===== Lost | The Cure I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself In the head of this stranger in love Holding on given up To another under faded setting sun And I wonder where I am... Could she run away with him? So happy and so young And I stare As I sing in the lost voice of a stranger in love Out of time letting go In another world that spins around for fun And I wonder where I am... Could he ever ask her why? So happy and so young... And I stare... But... I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself In the heart of this stranger in love Holding on given up To this other under faded setting sun And I'm not sure where I am... Would he really turn away? So happy and so young... And I stare... As I play out the passion of a stranger in love Letting go of the time In this other world that spins around for one And I'm not sure where I am... Would she know it was a lie? So happy and so young... And I stare... But... I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself In the soul of this stranger in love No control over one To the other under faded setting sun And I don't know where I am... Should he beg her to forgive? So happy and so young... And I stare... As I live out the story of a stranger in love Waking up going on In the other world that spins around undone And I don't know where I am... Should she really say goodbye? So happy and so young And I stare... But... I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself I can't find myself I got lost in someone else. ===== My Drug Buddy | Lemonheads She’s coming over, We’ll go out walking, Make a call on the way. She’s in the phone booth now, I’m looking in. There comes a smile on her face. There’s still some of the same stuff we got yesterday. There’s still some of the same stuff we got yesterday, Yeah. I’m too much with myself, I wanna be someone else. I’m too much with myself, I wanna be someone else. I’m too much with myself, I wanna be someone else. So we take off out fiona’s door, Walk until it’s light outside, Like before when we were on the phone. We have to laugh to look at each other. We have to laugh ’cause we’re not alone. As the cars fly up king st. It’s enough to startle us, It’s enough to startle us I love my drug buddy. My drug, my drug buddy. I love my drug buddy. My drug, my drug buddy. ===== George Michael - Fast Love Looking for some inspiration Made my way into the night All that bullshit conversation Well baby can’t you read the signs? I won't bore you with the details baby I don't even want to waste your time Let's just say that maybe You could help to ease my mind Baby, I ain't Mr. Right Chorus: But if you're looking for fastlove If that’s love in your eyes It’s more than enough Had some bad luck So fastlove is all that I’ve got on my mind What’s there to think about baby? Looking for some affirmation Made my way into the night My friends got their ladies They're all having babies But I just want to have some fun I won’t bore you with the details baby I don’t even want to waste your time Let’s just say that maybe You could help to ease my mind Baby, I ain't Mr. Right Chorus What’s there to think about baby? Get yourself some lessons in love In the absence of security I made my way into the night Stupid cupid keeps on calling the But I see nothing in his eyes I miss my baby I miss my baby, oh yeah So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe Searching for some peace of mind Hey I'll help you find it I do believe that we are practicing the same religion You really ought to get up now Looking for some affirmation? === (songs by the pissy love-lorn scots that r ARAB STRAP) ain't nothing like an annoying sad bloke song. or two... or GLUE Sex without love is a good ride worth trying but love without sex is second only to dying. When kissing is missing and legs stay shut tight you’ll hate every morning and dread every night. Don’t drag it out when you’ve lost your glue. You’ll always feel lonely and always be minging, you won’t notice colours and you’ll never hear singing. The surest sign ever that good times are ending is sharing a sleeping space with no fucking pending. Don’t drag it out too far, don’t do what I do. THE WEEK NEVER STARTS ROUND HERE Easy come, easy gone, we knew they’d leave us all along. Now we cook our own tea and we don’t sign on. And the week never starts round here, raise your cider, and I’ll raise my beer. Easy come, easy gone, kiss a girl then write a song. Enjoy it while you can ‘cause it won’t last long. And the week never starts round here, raise your cider, and I’ll raise my beer. Easy come, easy gone, simple as this stupid song. Now your cupboard’s clean you can carry on. And the week never starts round here, raise your cider, and I’l raise my beer. FUCKING LITTLE BASTARDS I don’t like the words that the birds are singing. I hate their ugly voices and the messages they’re bringing. But if everyone can start again and everyone can win then I’ll re-arrange the place that I'm in. And I can’t stick the way that they flap and flutter. They whisper I’m a cunt and they cackle and they mutter. But i’m sure I heard them reassure me everything ends as I walked away from all my fake friends. They’ve scrutinised the mistakes I’ve been making. Tthey know who I’ve fucked, they know what I’ve taken. They’ve seen me in the shower with shit down my legs. They’ve seen me searching a stranger’s house for dregs. I used to think they loved me, but now I know it’s pity and they know that they can always flee this fucking city. They even said they’d help me out and give me a head start and they know that these days my cock’s as numb as my heart. New blood flows. Old faces go. I like the new ones better. I think I like these girls. Feels like I’ve travelled miles. Now I want to party all the time. Now I want to party all the time again. FUCK-A-DOODLE-DON'T I clench my sphincter and suck in my gut, another big mistake by the incompetent slut. She's never coming back, whoever she may be. This is a big day for me. I can come in my hand, I can come on you. It's never what I want but it's what I seem to do. And I'm sure he'll help me if I go his way. Another daft thing to say. Practice makes perfect, I was only honing my technique - Why don't we do this again, same time, same place, next week? To see them happy could never make me green, they know exactly where I've been. MEANWHILE, AT THE BAR, A DRUNKARD MUSES There are no set rules to follow, just a big black gaping hollow that we fall into and hope that it means love. And the beasts snapping at your feet keep barking that you’re incomplete. Ignore them, but heed the beasts above. So if you see me coming you better whistle or start humming ‘cause otherwise, I ’ll tell you now that I’ll just walk right by ‘cause lover, when I drink, I’m dozy but I fancy getting cosy and I heard a rumour that I might have caught your eye. So come on darling, break my heart. Mess me around and shag all my friends, ‘cause we can’t waste what we can’t even start and it’s best to go out with a bang when a wee disaster ends. === one dance |dan bern Because I love you I get tongue tied around you I never say smart stuff around you I never say anything around you That makes you want to be with me So, because I love you I will never be with you There's plenty other people Who I always find the words for That I have the sweet gift of gab for That I'm magical and good for Who because I do not love them Always want to be with me Everything I say is true So there's nothing we can do Then what the hell I'll say to you Let me have one dance with you I recognize the look In my eyes when I see you It's the look of one who loves you Who wants nothing except to be with you It is not the look that often Gets returned in kind Same old tales ain't nothing new What the hell's a soul to do But maybe you can help me through Giving me one dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you.. Why do all the rules I make 'bout how to act around other people Like don't write them private notes Trying to explain your foolish actions Like not hanging around For hours after it's obvious That your presence ain't desired Like names are not important So if someone forgets your name They're forgetting something intangible That has nothing to do with you So it's stupid to feel bad If someone forgets your name Why do all the rules I make 'bout how to act around other people Always fall by the wayside When I get around you There ain't no more carrot stew That old sky ain't never blue That's a lie but this is true All I want's one dance with you My bed's unmade. My stuff's askew I ain't heard the dumbest clue I just want to squeeze on through By getting one more dance with you Stick it while there's still some glue Move that stuff while there's a crew Before I stumble someplace new Let me have one dance with you Let me have one dance with you Let me have one dance with you.. Woody Guthrie carves a sign into his guitar "This machine kills fascists" Ani Difranco says "Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right" I say "Here's a monkey wrench. Bop me on the head long enough , maybe I'll wake up for a second" One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you Dance with you....dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you One dance with you === emptiness precedes all. everything transient... everything transient... now let go... "hands over head. lines of wrinkles over eyes. fingers through hair. moist , a little cold. thoughts empty. n then a stinging pain. let hands fall. and just go." === "Mellow Doubt" It gives me pain, when I think of you And the things together that we'll never do At first it's code, and then it's hot Tried to be someone that I know I'm not I'm in trouble, and I know it How I'm feeling, I can't show it But these feelings, don't go away I remember you, lines on your face. Sharing a moment in the perfect place. I'm deep in your eyes, and inside your head. And I try to reach you, when I'm in my bed. I'm in trouble, and I know it How I'm feeling, I can't show it But these feelings, don't go away [Whistling solo] There is no choice, in what I must do. Nothing is greater than to be with you. I'm in trouble, and I know it How I'm feeling, I can't show it But these feelings, don't go away === I Can't |Radiohead Please forget the words that I just blurted out. It wasn't me, it was my strange and creeping doubt. It keeps rattling my cage, and there's nothing in this world will keep it down. Even though I might, even though I try, I can't Even though I might, even though I try, I can't. So many things that keep, that keep me underground. So many words that I, that I can never find. If you give up on me now, I'll be gutted like I've never been before. Even though I might, even though I try, I can't Even though I might, even though I try, I can't. If you give up on me now, I'll be gutted like I've never been before. Even though I might, even though I try, I can't Even though I might, even though I try, I can't. Even though I might, even though I try, I can't Even though I might, even though I try, I can't === In Bloom --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sell the kids for food --weather changes moods Spring is here again --reproductive glands He's the one Who likes all the pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means And I say aahh We can have some more -- nature is a whore Bruises on the fruit -- tender age in bloom === Come As You Are | nirvana --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come as you are, as you were, As I want you to be As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy Take your time, hurry up The choice is your, don't be late Take a rest as a friend as an old memoria Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach As I want you to be As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun === too many puppies| primus Too many puppies are being shot in the dark. Too many puppies are trained not to bark. At the sight of blood that must be spille dso that We may maintain our oil fields. Too many puppies Too many puppies are taught to heal. Too many puppies are trained to kill. On the command of men wearing money belts that buy Mistresses sleek animal pelts. Too many puppies. Too many puppies with guns in their hands. Too many puppies in foreign lands. Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and Placed upon the war machine. Too many puppies are just like me. Too many puppies are afraid to see. The visions of the past brought to life again, Too many puppies, too many dead men. === man who sold the world| david bowie We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when Although I wasn’t there, he said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone, a long long time ago Oh no, not me I never lost control You’re face to face With the man who sold the world I laughed and shook his hand, and made my way back home I searched for form and land, for years and years I roamed I gazed a gazley stare at all the millions here We must have died along, a long long time ago Who knows? not me We never lost control You’re face to face With the man who sold the world === PARANOID| black sabbath Finished with my woman ’cause she couldn’t help me with my mind People think I’m insane because I am browning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify Can you help me thought you were my friend Whoah yeah I need someone to show me the things in life that I can’t find I can’t see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it’s too late === Ramones Greatest Hits Live I Wanna Be Sedated Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do Nowhere to go I Wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport And put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain Oh no oh no Just put me in a wheelchair And get me to the show Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes Oh no oh no === Artist: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Title: Love Burns Album: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Popularity: 152 - Correct Lyrics --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love Burns Never thought I'd see her go away She learned I loved her today Never thought I'd see her cry And I learned how to love her today Never thought I'd rather die Then try to keep her by my side Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me Nothing else can hurt us now No loss, our love's been hung on a cross Nothing seems to make a sound And now it's all so clear somehow Nothing really matters now Now we're gone and on our way Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me She cuts my skin and bruise my lips She's everything to me She tears my clothes and burns my eyes She's all I want to see She brings the cold and scars my soul She's heaven sent to me Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me Never thought I'd leave you like the way I do, yeah Kiss my love and I wish you're gone You can kiss my love and I wish you're gone Never thought I'd leave you like the way that I do Kiss my love and I wish you're gone You can kiss my love and I wish you're gone Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me Now she's gone love burns inside me === Love Will Tear Us Apart Lyrics - Joy Division When the routine bites hard and ambitions are low And the resentment rides high but emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways, taking different roads Then love, love will tear us apart again (4) Why is the bedroom so cold Turned away on your side? Is my timing that flawed, our respect run so dry? Yet there's still this appeal That we've kept through our lives Love, love will tear us apart again (4) Do you cry out in your sleep All my failings expose? Get a taste in my mouth As desperation takes hold Is it something so good Just can't function no more? When love, love will tear us apart again (4) === Yesterday by John Lennon & Paul McCartney Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be There's a shadow hanging over me Oh yesterday came suddenly Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say I said something wrong Now I long for yesterday Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh I believe in yesterday Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say I said something wrong Now I long for yesterday Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away Oh I believe in yesterday Mm mm mm mm mm. === emptiness precedes all. everything transient... everything transient... now let go... "hands over head. lines of wrinkles over eyes. fingers through hair. moist , a little cold. thoughts empty. n then a stinging pain. let hands fall. and just go." === liberator | force vomit close your eyes and sleep for a while wake up, it's tomorrow don't clean the bloodstains off your hands i can't can't cry anymore can't lie anymore can't die anymore open your eyes and here's a surprise wake up, it's the time of your life self-valentines we've burnt and regret the swear words we tend to forget where's my bolivar who's my bolivar welcome liberator liberator ... liberator ... ... === johnny levitate | force vomit johnny he hates mondays and he's thinking of a ride johnny bought a ticket and he'll be gone for the nite chorus: he screams about, sometimes you'll hear he shouts too much, his whipers' is near he twists, oh too loud and i'm johnny i'm not coming home a-ha johnny steps in the room and he turns on all the lights bombshell under cover and he said 'i'll fix you right' (chorus) stand up to life thirst quenched all night have two good marks, oh johnny i'm johnny johnny resides in the room gazing at aims in his life the last strings that he pulls turns to half-blue silver eyes he took his plight, his vision's dead he shook his heart, his feeble grave good night mom and dad and i'm johnny im not coming home === yr ad campaigns empower me | force vomit doo doo where are you? who are the people that you meet and what do they know what are the lessons that they teach what wisdom do they hold chorus: doo doo who are you? doo doo where are you? doo doo who are you? doo doo where are you? he saw you drum she saw you bass we saw the young bohemians go to waste i saw her shoes that were all wrong dressed by the desperation to belong (( end of chorus )) whose demographics do they reach the slogans so bold which are the sub-cultures to breach and do they really know (( chorus )) one for you you'll call me very soon two for me you'll call me very soon one for you you'll call me very soon two for ... get smashed on our own writing love songs for arsonists vandals capital flow hark the arrival of the teen bow down to the emo show (( chorus )) one for you you'll call me very soon two for me you'll call me very soon one for you you'll call me very soon two for me you'll call me very soon one for you you'll call me very soon two for me you'll call me very soon one for you you'll call me very soon two for ... get smashed on our own === drop the attitude, f%cker | zircon gov. pawn starz (written by King; additional lyrics by X'Ho) Wee see you with your skate-shirt your Stussy round your waist you look like some tourist from that Harajuku place according to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip do us all a favor, lose the hoop from the lip you think you're so nu-skool but you still love tv from star search to reality, even chinese mtv you wana look like f4, you wana be a star get real, it's s'pore, you're a pawn, that's what you are you're so sad, you're so bad you're so bad, you're so sad... chorus: drop the attitude f$cker drop the attitude , dude drop the attitude f$cker f%cker, drop the attitude you're rubbin' shoulders now with the chap from channel 8 tommorow you'll be chasin' after starlets for a date ooh-wee, ooh wow, you think you got it made go $uck balls you limp-brain, it's follywood, it's fake now line up one by one, get slot in the bill so fabulous it is, to climb caldecott hill it's fortune , it fame, they're glad to have you think you'll eat out of their fany, kiss but, you clue-less thing you're so sad, you're so bad you're so bad, you're so sad... (chorus) oh honey, just sign on the dotted line there's nothin' better than being a durian star just remember, be proud of the durian they might even give you a public service award lights, camera, action, don't miss your big chance to play monkey ooh, bless your soul, it's for charity (chorus) drop that stinkin scowling no-life attitude