2. You check the weather by sticking. your hand by an open window
3. You consider Captain Crunch to be Fine Dining.
4. Breakfast is at noon and dinner is at three a.m.
5. You have rediscovered the joy of afternoon naps (and morning naps, and evening naps...).
6. You own at least four "Wipe Boards," and Dry Erase markers in every color of the rainbow.
7. Every time you turn on your hair dryer, the lights go out.
8.You wash your dishes in the bathroom, if you wash them at all.
9. Keeping your stereo manual in the refrigerator, because you know it's the only safe spot in the room, is perfectly acceptable.
10. You actually know-and can spell-the plural of the word syllabus.
11. You use the phrase "what's your extension?" daily, yet you don't work in an office.
12. You spend $6.50 a day on video games.
13. When asking for "food" you usually begin with, "What IS that?"
14. You know more personal details about complete strangers than you ever needed to.
15. Your entire life can be likened to an episode of, "Beverly Hills, 90210."
2. Each of your friends can do an impression of a DIFFERENT monotone voice operator.
3. The most frequently used phrase in your vocabulary is, "meal plan."
4. Every room you've been in for at least the last month has fluorescent lighting.
5. Spraying air freshener and shoving stuff under the bed qualifies as cleaning.
6. You do your best thinking in loud, crowded places.
7. Your roommate is as active in your phone conversations as you are.
8. You find new and exciting uses for cafeteria trays every day.
9. You've actually MET the woman from "Office of Telecommunications."
10. You can tell what time of day it is by the song playing on the Campus Television Network.
11. You look both ways for signs of oncoming traffic (i.e. vans, tractors...) before stepping onto ANY sidewalk.
12. $6.50 a day on video games no longer seems like enough.
13. You can recite all fifteen songs they play on the Campus Television Network-in order
14. You can easily make a five-course meal in a microwave.
15. Double-sided tape, Fun- Tak, and Post-Its are the three necessities of life.
(Written by Jennifer Sinclair, her colleague Satan's Little Helper, and a hard-working staff of 47 and a half dust bunnies).