Why the world hate the US President so much?

Coz who loves to be near Bush

 Besides there's dog pee in Bush,

the obidient british bulldog named Blair   

 Why did the Pope kicked Castro out of the church?

Coz he's IN-FIDEL Castro  

 How come there are always violences on the air in Israel?

Coz the Israelis often put AERIAL Sharon on and calling on TEL Aviv  

 Why the United Nation is not aggresive in their peace resolution?

Coz the UN without Kofi (Coffee) Anan to make them stay awake now   

 Malaysian international policies often shift around all the time. Why?

Coz the Malaysian have a Bedouin (Badawi) at the helm and besides it must move after they're call international motions  

 Why Pele is chosen Brazilian sports minister?

Coz Pele good at tackling not only players but also voters and scoring with the women

 How come Sergio Bresculoni sacked as Italian Prime Minister?

Coz he's only a substitute player besides Ac Milan failed to lift the Champion League when he's the president how can he lead a country

 Why London a target for the 7/11 terrorist bombing?

Coz the terrorists think all Londoners are a bomb when they listen London Bridge Is Falling Down at the strike of Big Bang (Ben)  

 The reasons PAS failure in the Malaysia election;

(1) PAS always PASs the voters on the roads,

(2) PAS often put on PASsed away candidates,

(3) PAS sell the PASs to the electorial ballot,

(4) PAS seldom PASs up at voting,

(5) PAS voters often PASs out