| Where Are My Pants? A song about Matt, who's fat: [SYRE] I cannot find my pants, I left them in your room I gotta go to church, I better find them soon Why you lookin' at me like that? Is it cuz I'm Matt? A kid who's very fat? I jiggle when I sneeze My rolls go down to my knees If you can't find them, take yours off, so I'm not alone Oh, no you might wanna back up, I think I got a bone! Damn, it's time for church, I gotta leave right now I'll have to go there naked, I hope they all say, "wow!" I'm walking down the street, so cold, I shouted, "dang!" Both my balls fell off, and I've got frostbite on my wang [Beaner Brown] When I walked down the street The ground quaked under my feet Oh my it's already time to eat? It better be pork loaf or some other kind of meat Uh oh my shirt is starting to rip My mom is goin� to have to sew it (snip) I need a place to rest but my bed isn't big enough for my chest Help me someone I cant get up!!!! I tried yesterday to see my toes I went to the movies and took up seven rows Fat is no longer defined for me I'm so huge I could eat a tree Where's my girl I lost her somewhere I hope she's not in a place where there's no air??? Why I'm I fat why am I huge? Kuma stana do he bluge??? |
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