By: SYRE
Hey look at me man, I'm the fattest person out there
I smell like garbage, but hey, I don't care
You call me a fatso, it only encourages me
To get even fatter, to eat everything I see
So leave my biscuits alone, and give me plate
Only one side of bacon? Why ya gotta hate?
Don't even play, dogg, ya ain't as fat as me
When you've eaten one Big Mac, I've eaten 43
So go over there and fetch me my fork
So I can dig into some beef, chicken and pork
I can put away China and India in one sitting
I'm the size of Pluto, ya think I'm kidding?
Let me just explain how fat I am
It's often been said that I look like a ham
But it's the honest truth, fat no longer defines me
And I'ma swallow up anyone that defies me
I way more than an obese hippopotamus
You may think I'm unique, but there's a whole lot of us
Who eat everything in sight, and weigh 80 tons
Someone turn of the light, so I can have some fun!
(Chorus)
And they call me...
Matt, I'm Matt, I'm really, really fat
Matt, I'm Matt, I'm super-duper fat
Can't stop me!!
They call me Matt, they call me Matt
I'm just too fat, I'm so dang fat
They call me Matt, I'm so dern fat
(Fade out)
Cuz I'm... just Matthew Moorefat (Matthew Moorefat)
I'm just a big fat guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
No one ever looked at me before, all they did was slap (did was slap me)
Now I eat and eat and eat and eat cuz it makes me happy (makes me happy)
