By: SYRE
Ha- ha ha ha- ha- ha
Tim, you pathetic beaner
Matt's fatter, I'm gettin' leaner
James is a wussy wiener
Sara's ugly, we've all seen her
Captain Crisco's demeanor
He's gotten lots meaner
Fatty can't top me, neener
And no one can stop me, neener
I got hit by a Beamer
Matt can't rap, huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
STOP!!!
Shut up, it's my turn
Shoulda figured y'all ain't learned
Mess wit' SYRE get what ya earned
Mess wit' fire y'all gettin' burned
Have to keep you in an urn
The Man has returned!!
Stop, look and listen
Since y'all all about dissin'
With insults y'all dishin'
Try to be as good as me, keep wishin'
You can never be as good as me, never ever ever
Y'all gonna be nothing but pathetic losers forever
You're all hypocrites, heathens in disguise
I tried to be nice, but I've had enough of you guys
Talkin' crap, and you can't rap
Go to Orlando say that, ya gonna get capped
By someone you pissed off who was packin' a nine
Ya know better than to dis someone's family, especially mine
Talk about my "mom" or my step-dad, I don't care
You can even make fun of my clothes and my hair
I can take it, but obviously you can't
Just wait till I'm your doctor, performing your transplant
Don't worry, I'm not the kind of guy who keeps a grudge
Hey Matt, do you ever stop packin' that fudge?
It's like ya got diarrhea of the mouth, it runs like a spigot
I hate all you queers, does that make me a bigot?
Oh well, I guess it really don't matter
The eternal question: is there anything fatter?
Well you got your wish, Matt, I'm leaving the youth group
Matt, you ignoramus, that's not a necklace, it's a hula hoop
Hate me, I don't care, everyone else does
Just quit the lies, of stuff that never was... in existence
Matt, you can maintain your persistence
In trying to bring me down, I'll show no resistance
Since you're all lies, I'll even give you some assistance:
My hair looks just like a wild bird's nest
And my taste in clothing isn't the best
I'm as far from sanity as east is from west
I failed last time on my IQ test
Katie's not fat, with her I'm obsessed
I'm gay, my boyfriend can attest
So I won't even mention the stuff I ingest
Only a few more days till my next arrest
I'm so fat, Buddha would be impressed
With Tim's raps, I can never contest
Me and my step-dad have coalesced
I'm totally fine with incest
I was never abused, but I tried to molest
Any more lies I can make up at your request?
Just goes to show, I can't be phased by insults
Quit looking at me, and look at your own many faults
It seems nowadays all I see is hate
Can't we just get along, wouldn't that be great?
Haha, yeah right, like that's gonna happen
Not if Matt can't keep his mouth from flappin'
I tried to apologize to all of you guys
But still, I'm the person you all despise
Is it because I paint a picture of yourselves that you don't wanna see?
To point out a person�s faults is wrong, but of that we're all guilty
You all think that you�re so much better than me
That�s all bull crap, you�re as wrong as can be
If I don�t stop, they'll unleash a demon cow (cough cough Cherichah cough)
So I�m just going to shut up riiight nyow (Steve, turn that nigger music off!)
