| Matty Went Down To Sizzler's By Syre Featuring the Fatt Matty Backup Singers (From the song "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniel's Band) [Syre] Fatt Matty went down to Sizzler's He was looking for a roll to steal But not a roll to find, in whole the buffet line So he was willin' to make a deal Then he came upon a girl with a plate full of rolls and eatin' a lot And Fatt Matty jumped up on a buffet table and said "Girl, let me tell ya what I bet you coulda figured, but I'm a monstrous eater, too And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you Now you seem a pretty fat eater, girl But give Fatt Matty his due I'll bet a pork chop of gold against your rolls Cause I think I'm fatter than you." The girl said, "My name's Aisha, and you might have some chins But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret Cuz I'm the fattest that's ever been." [Fatt Matty Backup Singers] Matty go fill up that bowl and eat that chicken hard Cuz hell's broke loose at Sizzler's And the devil's full of lard And if you lose, she gets your shiny pork chop made of gold But if you win, you get the devil's rolls [Syre] Fatt Matty opened up his mouth and he said, "I'll start this show." And butter flew from his numerous chins As he ate a turkey whole And he sent a million chicken wings To a deep and dark abyss Then a bout of flatus kicked in And it sounded something like this: (Belching, breaking wind.) When the farting finished Aisha said, "You must have eaten a ton! But sit down in that chair right there And let me show you how it's done! Fire up the griddle, run y'all, run Devil's in the house and she weighs 12 tons I sat on a mountain, made a plateau My rolls for your rolls- quid pro quo" Fat Matty bowed his gut Because he knew that he'd been beat And he gave that golden pork chop To Aisha who ate more meat Aisha said, "Matty, sit on my lap We'll eat rolls and count each other's chins We'll conquer buffets all around the world We're the fattest there's ever been!" They ate- [Fat Matt Backup Singers] Tearin' up Sizzler's, one by one Ain't gon' stop eatin' 'til the eatin's done Fatties in the kitchen, eatin' up, whoa! Will they ever get full? No, child, no..... |
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