| Just Go On A Diet (Clean Version) Featuring SYRE and Kunta Kinte From the hit album "I'm On a Roll (It's Matt's)" From 12 Chins Recording Studios A division of Fatt Coore Unlimited In association with Where Pants International (From the song "Gimme The Light (Remix)" My Sean Paul and Busta Rhymes) [Intro] [SYRE:] Ay yo fatties!!! [Kunta Kinte:] Yo yo [SYRE:] A Matthew Moore fat yuh know [Kunta Kinte:] Fat boy!! [SYRE] Pass me the weight scale, so I can measure this big huge fatty [Kunta Kinte:] No mercy! [SYRE:] Bring dat chalupa [Kunta Kinte:] A fatty yeah!!! [SYRE:] Fatboy check it!!! [Chorus: Kunta Kinte (SYRE)] Just go on a diet you fat lardhole! Fat people, ya need ta go (Huh huh huh huh huh come on) People, dem pants too tight, and ya got's to know (Yeah, yeah) We don't love none o' y'all hoez (bust a chin now) Not a shirt in sight can contain them rolls! (Yeah, fat rolls now) Fat people, ya need ta go (Fat boy, fat boy, fat boy!) Damn, dem pants too tight, and ya got's to know!!! [Verse 1: SYRE] Yeah yeah check it, put down that pork chop that you hold in yo' hand Ponderosa is da place eatin' up all o' da ham Seh Matt and Aisha teamin' up to come up wit' a plan To go a Sizzler and eat food worth a hundred grand Roll down the streets they never move without the rest of the clan Cassie, Erika, Casey, people the size of a van And that FAT GIRL that called me an Eminem wannabe, damn! They're all just ugly fat people, understand [Kunta Kinte] Dese fatties finna eata you up wid salt an Grey Poupon Di fatties lika di mass destruction causing weapons Eata di world like a chubby phenomenon All over di world fatties fi sing this a song yo [Chorus: Fatties everywhere (SYRE)] Must go on a diet, we're fat lardholes! Fatties we all need to go Man these pants are too tight, and we got's to know (Yo, yo, yo yo yo) They don't like none of us hoez Not a shirt in site can contain our rolls! (Fat rolls baby!!!) Fatties we all need to go (Come on, 12 chins baby!!!) Damn these pants too tight and we got's to know!!! (Come on, yeah, yeah, bust a chin now!!!) [Verse 2: SYRE] They be blazin' erattic behavior, of unity, singular Suddenly eat a Mormon, and their weight is irregular See if I'm wrong, but if I'm not they might just end up eating ya Boil and pick the meat off o' ya, and throw the rest o' ya in a box Put down the pork chop that you hold in your hand Ponderosa is da place eatin' up all o' da ham Seh Matt and Aisha teamin' up to come up wit' a plan To go a Sizzler and eat food worth a hundred grand [Kunta Kinte] Cuz fat girls will neva stop and Fat-A-Matt will neva quit Keep eatin' di freedom fries, dey is finna eat all it Some FAT GIRL dun bruk out an stole di 8 ball, dat dumb beetch Estupido blonde whore, just go to Heck, yo! [Chorus: SYRE (Kunta Kinte)] Just go on a diet you fat lardholes! (Check it!!!) Fatties, y'all need to go (Ha!!! Huh!!!) Yo, dem pants too tight and ya got's to know (Big rolls baby!!! Bust a chin baby!!! Fat ho now!!! Check it!!!) We don't love none o' y'all hoez Ain't a shirt in sight can contain dem rolls! Fatties, y'all need to go (Come on!!!) Ho, dem pants too tight and ya got's to know !!! (Fat boys!!! Fat girls!!! Come on!!!) [Verse 3: Kunta Kinte (SYRE)] Yo! Every barn ya visit it get hype up (Hype up) And every buffet line it close right up (Right up) An all di food, ya fatties gon' eat right up (Right up) Ya finna be in dere eatin' till night up (Night up) If dey mess wit' yo' food, ya gon' fight up (Fight up) All o' you fatties are gonna unite up (Nite up) Aim gun at Fat-A-Matt, pull di sight up (Sight up) Fattie convention, I blow da whole site up, SYRE [SYRE] Yeah, you fatties a ting we don't need Blame it all on yo parents for the tons of food that they feed You, till your stomach go BOOM until duodenum a bleed Or you gon' let out a BURP fatties comin' best take heed [Chorus: SYRE] Just go on a diet you fat lardholes! Fatties y'all need to go! (Huh!!!) Man, dem pants too tight and ya gots to know ! (Ha!!!) We don't love none o' y'all hoez! (Huh!!!) Ain't a shist in sight can contian dem rolls! (Come on!!!) Fatties y'all need to go! Man dem pants are too tight and ya gots to know!!! (Ha!!! Ha! Ha!!! Ha!) (Yo!) Just go on a diet you fat lardholes! (What! What! What! What!) Fatties y'all need to go! Man dem pants are too tight and ya gots to know! (Huh! Huh! Come on!) We don't love none o' y'all hoez! Ain't a shirt in sight can contain dem rolls! Fatties y'all need to go! Man, dem pants too tight, and ya needs to go!!! [Outro] [Kunta Kinte:] Yo yo yo, A fattie yeah [SYRE:] Huh! [Kunta Kinte:] Fattie king, well yuh dun know, Matthew Moore, Fatt-A-Matt [SYRE:] Yeah, bust a roll now, 12 chins now Yeah, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, yeah, yeah, fat boy!!! Also coming soon from 12 Chin Studios: Fatt Matt Attack By: The Fat Matts Who Stole My Balls? By: Blonde Bozo I'm Matt (I'm Back) By: The Enormous PIG |
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