| Don't Mess With My Ham By SYRE Featuring Fat Matty And Icky Aisha [Spoken] Uh, I like it baby (yeah) Uh, one time for the fork (ye-eah) Two time for the pork, uh-huh Three times for my sausage, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon (ooh, oh) Uh, meatloaf y'all.. rump-roast y'all... (oooh) Uh-uh, pork ribs y'all [Aisha] It was hard to find a dinner big enough for me So I'm tellin� everybody let me eat Cause it's mine and I can't take no butchers tryna take my baby My Chili�s baby back ribs you know Find some beef that I can call my own My cholesterol�s way up in the danger zone And if you touch it, you�ll be gone If you mess with my ham, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya Got my pig, got my lamb, so find your own and leave mine alone Don't mess with my ham, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya If you don�t want in my belly, find your own man [Matt] It was hard to find a grill that I can use to eat Barbecuing 85 pounds of meat Cause they tryna take my dinner, oh what the hell naw! So now you really better check yourself Messin� with my breath is bad for your health and So you know you will be eaten Better find your own beef If you mess with my meal, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya Got my oven, got my grill, so find your own and leave mine alone Don't mess with my meal, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya If you don�t want in my belly, find your own meal [Aisha] Matt I'm warning you, if you want my ham You should just keep your rolls to yourself, cow-cow [Matt] And Aisha I'm warning you, if you want my meal I suggest that you look but don't munch, cow-cow [Aisha] It was hard to find a dinner big enough for me, don't mess with my ham [Matt] It's hard to find a grill that I can use to eat, don't mess with my meal [Aisha] Hard to find a dinner big enough for me, don't mess with my ham [Matt] So hard to find a grill I can use to eat, don't mess with my meal [Aisha] If you mess with my spam, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya Got my grease, got my Pam, so find your own and leave mine alone Don't mess with my clams, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya If you don�t want in my belly, find your own yams [Matt] If you mess with my whale, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya Got my weight set, got my scale, so find your own and leave mine alone Don't mess with my tail, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya If you don�t want in my belly, find your own male [Aisha] If you mess with my Matt, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya God I�m dumb, Got I�m fat, so find your own and leave mine alone Don't mess with my Matt, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya Here's a nasty detail for ya, I just ****** Matt! [Matt] If you mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya God I�ll throw-up, God I�ll hurl, so leave me alone so we can go and bone Don't mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to come and eat ya Here's a little info for you, Aisha�s my girl! Post-song interview. Syre Studios: How did this song make you feel? Fatt Matty: It made me feel like eating. SS: And you, Aisha? Icky Aisha: .ylimaf ruoy dna uoy llik ot gniog ma I SS: Can we keep the demonic possession stuff to a minimum? Thanks. FM: I�m hungry. And horny. SS: Can we stay on the subject please? IA: I know how you can satisfy both at the same time� SS: What are doi-. Oh my God, NOOO!!!! FM: Yeah buddy! SS: It�s a good thing I�m suffering from hysterical blindness right now. IA: Oh Matt! FM: Oh Aisha! SS: Oh God! It smells like fish in here! (barf) IA: Ooh, yummy. (lick) FM: Hey, save some for me! (lick lick) SS: I�m outta here. No! The door�s locked! My key�d gone!! IA: Oh, I used it to fish out an old Tampon. Here�s the key back. SS: NO!! I�ll take the window. IA: But this is the 35th floor. SS: I know. See ya. Aaahhhh! (splat) FM: Now we�re all alone. IA: Oohhhhh. Do you wanna (whispering) FM: You�re nasty!! Of course I want to. IA: Hey, what�s that microphone doing over there? FM: It�s taping us. IA: Just like that video camera last night? FM: Heh heh heh. Yeah buddy! IA: I�m going to turn it off. You know how microphones tend to distort my already demonic voice. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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