| Crisco Crook By Syre To the music of "Pussy Crook" By Mystikal [Officer] Calling all cars, calling all cars! Be on the look out for a chubby vandalis. Over. A hungry bandit! Suspect is known in many states for eatin� yo� dinner. Over He is dangerous, be on the look out. [Verse 1: SYRE] He eats the butchered frozen heifer off the hook Huh, Don�t take the food out the wrapper, messin� with the fudge master The tight pants fart shooter, the pork chop assassin Fast food expert You don't know nuttin� �bout this Come on Fatty, get cha something, fry it up shrimpin� He make a hydrophobic start swimmin� Bite it off! Put cha arms out, see if he gon� eat you fingers Fatty Fatty Matty Matty! 200 Whoppers? Heck, that ain't nothin� (hurry up and fry) Show me what cha burpin� wit� But if ya dish is smellin shrimpy go, get yo bamboo wood chopsticks Somebody better stop her, she�s raidin� up this fridge, Matt�s sister�s at Red Lobster That's the type of fat ya don't munch Some rolls you can bounce off but the rest don't punch! [Hook] Matt don't eat me now! (huh huh) Go eat the Ponderosa out (thas right) If he eats it one time he�s hooked (and thas it) They call him the Crisco Crook (give it up) Matt don't eat me now! (huh huh) Go eat the Ponderosa out (thas right) If he eats it one time he�s hooked (and thas it) They call him the Crisco Crook (break ya back) [Verse 2: SYRE] Somebody tell me the Sizzler�s complaining talkin� �bout he�s exceptional Don�t gotta serve Fatty, betcha he could eat �em all Eat you like I ate my vegetables Eatin� down a city and a half and still got room left for more! The FAT RIGHT HERE!!!! Fallin� on the floor and he�ll shake the chandelier He just got caught again somewhere Climb out the Grand Canyon, and bring that fat over here Don�t paint yo� toes, Touch yo� balls, Or eat that bowl What you doin after 2 AM At the Bob Evans? Gotta give him what he came for Waste heating, eat it up, then face beating, manage a trois he stay eating If Suave don�t work then use Pert That�s nasty Fatty Matty, don't raise yo shirt When he goes out to eat he�s stayin� When he goes to Ponderosa, he�s goin� wit� a plan! What�s the mountain that he�s climbin� on? Video tape it, he�s a fat phenomenon! [Hook] Matt don't eat me now! (huh huh) Go eat the Ponderosa out (thas right) If he eats it one time he�s hooked (and thas it) They call him the Crisco Crook (give it up) Matt don't eat me now! (huh huh) Go eat the Ponderosa out (thas right) If he eats it one time he�s hooked (and thas it) They call him the Crisco Crook (break ya back) [Verse 3: Fatt Matty] What the puck you mean yo fridge is empty, can't gimme no bacon? Now it�s time for Hannibal style meatloaf makin�! She said "I never ate that stuff" I said " Well let me talk you through it, get the spearmint jelly" Put some ribs on my plate baby, quit grabbin� my pork, why you gotta hate, Katie? She was way past her limit But the next thing you know she was eatin� right wit� me! I nothing but a big fat ass But I can eat a horse, and still roll just as fast 2 hours of eatin� fat, they screamin� like "OH GOD, NOT MATT!! " [Hook: (repeat 2x)] Matt don't eat me now! (huh huh) Go eat the Ponderosa out (thas right) If he eats it one time he�s hooked (and thas it) They call him the Crisco Crook (give it up) Matt don't eat me now! (huh huh) Go eat the Ponderosa out (thas right) If he eats it one time he�s hooked (and thas it) They call him the Crisco Crook (break ya back) [Officer] Calling all cars, calling all cars, suspect last seen headed east on US 31 toward Ponderosa. Over. Be advised he is armed with rolls, and horrifying looks. Over. The suspect�s got a big gut. It�s enormous... horrendous... something Man he�s got a big gut. Be on the look out. Leave all pork chops inside [Fat Matty] Gimme this Kentucky-fried chicken. Y�all whale watchers ain't gon� ever catch me, skinny sucker! The only thing y�all ever gone catch is this roll!! You skinny sucker! This a greasey-eating �nother KFC SNAAACK!! You skinny sucker Fat Matty. Big fat man. Big gut fatty. Over. |
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