| Come To The Bar By Syre To the music of "Come Sail Away" By Styx [Syre] I�m a-at the bar, pour another shot, oh hell make it three I�ve got to get drunk, grab the woman�s ass to the side of me On board, drinkin� Captain, so climb aboard I�ll wake up tomorrow, layin� on the floor But I�ll try, oh Lord, I�ll try... to drive back home I look in the mirror, lipstick on my shirt sparks my memories Some cloudy, some clear I think I drank a fifth, and a case of beer And a girl named Heather, or so she told I remember being surprized, when she disrobed Oh my God, was she a man? What did I do?! A gathering of drunkards appeared above my head They were peein� on my face and chest, and this is what they said They said come to the bar, come drink some beer Come drink along with me Come drink some gin, come drink some rum Come drink until we heave I thought that I�d had enough, but to my surprise I drank a pint of J�ger and threw up my french fries Singing come drink some Bud, come drink some Coors Come drink some Busch with me Come drink a can, come drink a case Come drink a keg with me I�ve had too much, I�m too damn drunk! I think I�m gon� be sick� |
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