| Belly�s Song By: Syre Featuring: Matty �He�s So Fatty� Moore (From the music of "Hailie's Song" By Eminem) [Intro - Spoken] Yo, I can't see it The dial keeps spinnin� What is wrong with this thing? Must be heavy Yeah, I'm heavy Ha ha I want my baby-back�s Yo, check it out [Verse 1 - Sung] Some days I sit, starin� at the weight scale Watchin� the needle fly by Sometimes I think, there�s nothin to live for I pull my pants down and cry Sometimes my rolls amaze me I'm lazy, oh so lazy Where is my food? It�s getting close to lunchtime! Then I start to go crazy Suddenly I'm not lazy I order 40 Big Macs and 12 large fries [Chorus] Sometimes I eat an entire pork shoulder Everyone gets full but me Cuz sometimes it feels like this meal�s almost over But then dessert comes to meeee [Verse 2 - Sung] My appetite keeps gettin� bolder I want it Kentucky-fried People make jokes, cuz they don't understand me They see me and try to hide Their tasers just don�t phase me, My gravity�s amazing Man, I�m so hungry I could eat you alive Then I start to go crazy Suddenly I'm not lazy I order 12 milkshakes and 9 apple pies [Chorus] Sometimes it feels like I�m a giant boulder Everyone�s laughing at me And sometimes I purge myself over and over But the weight still gains on meeee [Verse 3 - Rapped] Yeah, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety I�ve tried exercise and jazzercise and even tried dieting But damn, I�ve only gotten fatter, how fat I am, that don�t matter God, I'm a fatty, mom pissed me off so I threw a bone at her I�ve got hyperlipemia, diabetes, hypertension Arteriosclerosis and more diseases I can�t mention I�m dumb, fat and ugly, I belong at a Star Trek convention Cuz there�s a lot of food I can hold in a 25 gallon bowl And just know that I grow more fat the more that I grow And Mulder�s on my shoulder with Scully, pokin� at a roll And my load is like the weight of the world And I think my back is breaking, I should just give up Guinness and Ripley�s sent congratulations I guess there�s no one on earth that�s as fat as myself There�s no room for me in Heaven, I guess I�m going to Hell But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt So many fat cells, man, I�m so fat, and I look like an elf But the yams that I've tasted are nothing to the hams that I've basted So here's what I�m facin�: 30 chins causing asphyxiation I grease my guys up with butter, I grease my thighs up with butter My cheeks and arteries and epithelia are made of butter Man, you can see me comin�, from a road, 2 miles up it You�d need a couple ore trucks just to carry what I be luggin� I�m chubby, and no I don�t want Christina, I need a whore I got my baby maybe she�s not a lady but I adore Katie So if you do not have some donuts, nice to know ya My baby back ribs are on the plate of their rightful owner And suddenly it seems that this continent has just drifted How much more disastrous can you get? My weight has just shifted So fat, it feels like the world�s on my shoulders Everyone's attacking me I�m up against thousands of Iraqi soldiers They ain�t got nothin� on meeee! [Outro - Spoken] Woo! I told you that I stink Oh well, I�m bi Hatie, 'member when I said Whenever you eat anything, Matty will be right there? Well guess what? Matty�s here. And I ain't goin� nowhere, Hatie I�m hungry! (belch) |
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