| Ain't Right By SYRE and Ghetto Blaster [Intro: Ghetto Blaster] Now it seems to me, that a lot of y'all people are pretty screwed up in the head, and I'm wondering, who gave you permission to do the things you do? [Verse 1: Ghetto Blaster (SYRE)] Yo, did y'all ask if it was okay? To put bike ramps on yo' head? Is that okay? (Hell no!) Did y'all get a buildin' permit? You should! For what y'all doin' in front of the mirror? You should! Pimpin' MotoCross ramps across yo' skull! Or wearin' hair that's way too freakin' tall! (What the fuck!?) Your flood water pants is way too high! (Mm-hmm) Should go past the ankle, not stop mid-thigh! (Right) You be wearin' shirts that are way to small! That you bean wearin' since you learned to crawl! (Get up!) What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass fools? Didn't somebody read you guys the rules? [Chorus: SYRE (Ghetto Blaster)] (Ahoominah! Ahoominah!) Boy your hair's too tall (Ahoominah!) And your shirt's too small (Ahoominah!) What's up wit dat hair? (Ahoominah!) Looks like you just don't care! 2x Boy, dem pants too short, they don't look good Talkin' 'bout James and TIM (Tiniest In Manhood) [Verse 2: SYRE (Ghetto Blaster)] I'm askin' myself, "What's up wit people these days?" They doin' crazy shit, how the fuck was dey raised? These people ain't too sharp, their bulb's kinda dim Think this ain't the truth? Take a look at James and Tim! There's no need to make this song, needlessly long But Tim is messed up like he been puffin' da bong! He's all outta order, he just ain't right Wud up wit dem pants, foo'? They way too tight! Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, what's up wit you boy? Jumpin' ramps on James's head, shit ain't a toy! Ya gotta quit obsessing over K's in some girl's name Alright, that's enough of you, let's move on to James James, you smell like feces, your hair is very greasy You carry 'round a virus trap you use when you be sneezing! Don't shave yo' legs, ho Ya gotta quite playin' with legos, Stay in front the mirror for days to make your hair look like a stego- Saurus? Sorry, I couldn't find a rhyme. You're late for church cuz yo' hair, ya gots to beware of time! You haven't bathed in seven years, quit jerkin' off to Britney Spears (Yeah, buddy!) James, you're just too queer, like Dumbo wit' dem ears! Sorry guys, but I had to give it to you straight On a scale of 1 to 10, how would this song rate? (Um, 8 and a half?) [Chorus: Getto Blaster (SYRE)] (Ahoominah! Ahoominah!) Boy your hair's too tall (Ahoominah!) And your shirt's too small (Ahoominah!) What's up wit dat hair? (Ahoominah!) Looks like you just don't care! 2x Boy, dem pants too short, they don't look good Talkin' 'bout James and TIM (Tiniest In Manhood) [Outro: Ghetto Blaster] I don't know, guess I'm just used to bein' a playa's playa, hangin' with mah homie SYRE, ridin' down your street in the Escalade, foo'! |
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