DuhStockMarket: Well let me tell you how to make money
syntheticjesso: Be warned that i am a cynic
DuhStockMarket: If you invest in one of the companies that are
affiliated with me, the price will go up and then you can sell your stock.
DuhStockMarket: You will be rich!
syntheticjesso: uh-huh, unless you *happen* to sell yours before I
do, thus driving the price down and leaving me in yuor shoes.
DuhStockMarket: don't worry!
DuhStockMarket: I won't do that!
syntheticjesso: uh-huh
syntheticjesso: so how much of my money are you going to try
to take?
DuhStockMarket: However much you want to give me
DuhStockMarket: And I will turn it into more money!
syntheticjesso: ahh, so you are back to the script now
DuhStockMarket: what are you talking about?
syntheticjesso: Never mind O:-)
DuhStockMarket: *sigh* I am sorry you do not believe me.
syntheticjesso: I told you I was a cynic
syntheticjesso: I used to be a telemarketer
syntheticjesso: I know how it is, you sugar-coat everything, cover
up small but consequential details, and hope to make a sale
DuhStockMarket: That's what you tried to do, but I tell the truth.
:-D
syntheticjesso: Nice recovery attempt.
DuhStockMarket: Excuse me? Recovery attempt?
syntheticjesso: Nice attempt at a rebuttal
DuhStockMarket: Whatever
syntheticjesso: :-P
syntheticjesso: Telemarketing terms
DuhStockMarket: I am not a telemarketer.
syntheticjesso: well, yeah, we aren't on the phone
syntheticjesso: they don't have a term for you yet
syntheticjesso: it's the same principle though
syntheticjesso: Want to come up with a name?
syntheticjesso: AIMarketer has a nice ring...
DuhStockMarket: No, I am just the stock market.
syntheticjesso: Oh, well, whatever name you want.
syntheticjesso: So why are you trying to get me to buy your
stock?
DuhStockMarket: Because I want you to make money.
syntheticjesso: Why do you care so much about my financial
situation?
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