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These are the best of the best corney jokes


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Not-Cho-Cheese! (natcho cheese!)

What do you call a chip that isn't yours?
Not-cho-chip! (natcho chip!)

What would america be called if all the cars were pink?
a Car-Nation (carnation, a type of flower)

Why was the eye doctor at the class room?
he had to check pupils

Why did the man bring a ladder to football game?
The Giants were playing!

How do you know clockes are shy?
They always have there hands infront of their face

What two letters are never full in the alphabet?
M and T (empty)

what kinds cars do frogs drive?
hop-rods (hot rods)

What is long green and slimy and hangs from trees in the jungle...?
Have you ever seen an elephant sneeze? (think about it)

What do elephants wear as a disguise?
Sunglasses..

Have you ever seen an elephant with sunglasses?
Shows you how good the disguise was!

knock knock
who's there?
schizophrenic chicken..
schizophrenic chicken WHO?
MOO!!!

[use this one when someone asks you for a tissue]
I need a tissue..
Why, is your nose running?
Yah
Then go catch it!!! <--- could you belive Mr. Keil used that one on me and everyone laughed.. really really hard!!

I say thanks too...
Catlin, and Ron for telling me these jokes!

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