Aristo-frat: A very rich fraternity

Beerocrat: A drunk beurocrat

Bipedal Quadrimonial Duckologist: A scientist who does algebraic equations with only their feet while studying ducks

Botagonist: A botonist who antagonizes plants

Burn... or pinapples: A safe alternative to fire

Discology: The study of disco

Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do: Yeah, my principle actually said this... Think about it. Bet that didn't take long.

E-goo: Electronic goo. We have not determined a use for this yet.

Exactly...: The perfect phrase to end a conversation (doesn't work on people named Joe)

Flanamalus: Hatred of flanal sheets

Flanoxxe: see spoingalle

Frenchophilic: The ability to attract French people

Frenchophobic: The ability to repel French people

Frenchosynthesis: The process of synthetically creating French people

Genomephobia: Fear of the human genome project

Gonasplode: What you say when you don't have enough time to say "It's going to explode!" Very useful saying when you work around bombs.

I'll tell you what not to do when you're don't not doing it: The perfect way to confuse your chess opponent

Inzombniac: A mental condition turning a person into a zombie from lack of sleep

Koopniach: A very strange person

Legology: The study of legos

Lego my eggo: From the Latin- Collect my waffle (seriously look up lego in Latin)

Lemons...: Yep, just lemons. No one has come up with a definition yet.

Manglomaniac: A person who is crazy about mangos

Mid-trinomial Nomenclature: The act of giving a child three middle names

Monkology: The study of monks, monkies, and monky wrenchs

Quadripedal-ambudextrism: the ability to use hands and feet interchangeably

Rememberize: Memorize with the intent to later remember

Panda-monia: Panda induced panic

Pantaloony: A form of insanity triggered by European pants

Polymono: A religion with basic ideas of polytheistic monotheism

Senatator: A potato acting in the role of a senator

Splice Cream: Gene-splicing ice cream

Spog: A cross between a sprint and a jog

Spoingalle: see flanoxxe

Styrafro: An afro made entirely of styrafoam

That is coOl with a capital O: It doesn't change the pronunciation, but it makes people think.

The man doesn't make the moves; the moves make the man: Wait... I don't get it.

The man's moves don't move like the man is moving, but the moving man buys the moving van: Think about that. Seriously.

The real hamburger: A hamburger consisting entirely of pork.

Triskiphobia: A fear of the sharp crackers that go by the name of Triskets

What goes down must come up; what goes left must go right: Proof that physics don't matter

Which foolish fool is the more foolish fool, the foolish fool or the foolish fool who is foolishly fooled by the foolish fool?: A question that has plagued philosophers for generations