| My Favorite Quotes |
| The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. Good things take time, great things happen all at once. Men are like hardwood floors; lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever. If you cant beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Destiny, n. a tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure. Battle, n. a methold of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue. Taxes are going up so fast the government is likely to price itself out of the market The very ink with which all of history is written is merely fluid prejudice" -- Mark Twain Honesty pays but it doesn['t seem to pay enough to suit some people. Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to get paid back. Basic is a high level languist, APL is a high level anguish. Famous, adj. conspicuously miserable Life is like an analogy Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Never put off till tomorrow what can be avoided all together. Achievement, n. the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust I'd love to go out with you, but I don't go out on days ending in "Y" Real Users hate Real Programmers. Don't put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on. If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you make me smile, the evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. You choose your thoughts, you choose your consequences. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A Tax is a fine for doing well. Don't take life too seriously. After all, you're not getting out alive. =========================================================================== When you're really desperate to attain the unattainable do like Trina's grandfather always tells me: "Wish in one hand and krap in the other; see which one comes first." |