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· So many men, so few who can afford me.

· If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

· Seen it all, done it all, heard it all...just can't remember it all.

· My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

· Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

· Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

· Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

· If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

· It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

· I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.

· Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

· Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

· I hate everybody...and you're next.

· And your point is...?

· I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

· Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

· Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

· Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

· You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

· All stressed out and no one to choke.

· I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

· How can I miss you if you won't go away?

· Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

· Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.