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SMS Joke 1

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,

finding true love is a life time mission..

Take my word, follow the Indian tradition

& marry ur dad's ugly decision !

SMS Joke 2

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.

Now I have decided ...

never to drink water again !!!

SMS Joke 3

Good looks catch the eyes but

Good Personality catches the heart,

You are blessed with both!

FLATTERED?

Don't Be, it was sent to me,

I just wanted you to read it.

SMS Joke 4

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From birth till my death,

my feelings 4 u have never changed.

For me, you've always been...........

a headache!

SMS Joke 5

1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

SMS Joke 6

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u

and I feel it's best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

SMS Joke 7

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently?

Mind u - it's really very very urgent,

damn serious and very imp .....

I'm playing cards and

we've misplaced the JOKER.

SMS Joke 8

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",

chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

SMS Joke 9

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,

kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,

sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal

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