Tails came in through the back door, carrying a small bag. When Sonic saw it he was suddenly bursting with curiosity.
"Hey, cool, Tails!" he said. "WHat's that nifty little thing?"
"It's a Cd," Tails said, holding it up for Sonic to see. "Ever heard of Supposably? This is their Cd. Decided I'd get it after I found out that they only had one copy left."
Tails put on the Cd and then Sonic went crazy. He jumped around, played air giutar, and sang along. "Wow this is good!" he exclaimed.
After a while Tails thought about checking Sonic into the funny farm, but quickly sorched that idea. Sonic just liked the music. I mean, Tails thought it was pretty cool himself. After the CD was over, Tails went over to Sonic and finally managed to ask him, "Sonic, Do you like Supposably" "YES!" Sonic yelled so loud the house shook.
Sonic was tired, but he didn't let that stop him. He closed the door to his room and went to the corner, where there was a large box sitting, collecting dust.
He produced a large object from the box which appeared to be....
..a guitar?
The next morning, Sonic opened the door to Tails room and Tails yawned and asked, "Good morning, Sonic. Did you sleep well?" "I was practicing," Sonic said. "Huh?" Tails said, not quite getting it.
"Pack up your stuff, Tails," Sonic shouted, "We're goin' on tour!"
While they were dyeding their hair, they decided that Tails would be the drummer and Sonic would be the lead singer/guitarist because he thought of it.
Then Tails wondered: "We need a bassist."
"I've already taken care of that," Sonic said.
Just then the doorbell rang. "C'mon, Tails, Let's GO!"
"Hi, blueboy," Knuckles mused, opening the door.
"Knux, I have an idea," Sonic said. "From now on you can call me Jenna!” "And you may call me Alden,” Knuckles said, motioning for Sonic and Tails...err, I mean Jenna and Andrea...to follow him out the door.
Sonic (now Jenna) thought of everything.
She’d booked a flight that would take them to Oakland, CA, where they'd put on their first concert.
Word spread fast.
As soon as Jenna, Andrea, and Alden got settled into a hotel, the tickets had already sold out.
And what a concert it would be! The line-up to get into Oakland Place stretched out across the street, creating a traffic jam and many honking cars.
All these people were preparing themselves for the best concert ever"Hello, people," a voice from offstage said. “I can see you're all anxious and waiting for the band to perform. Well, in approximatly 5 seconds, they will. Ladies and gentlemen--Supposably!" Immediatly a hedgehog, a fox, and an echidna stepped into the spotlight and started to play one of their favorite songs, “Gimme Ur $”. The crowd went wild. They cheered and clapped and encored, and for a while nothing unusual happened.
Halfway through “Brogrammers“ something hit Jenna’s hand while she was playing. She ignored it and continued to play the song. Then something hit Alden on the head. He whispered to himself, "What the?" Jenna could now see it was mud. Finally another glob of mud went flying through the air. Jenna and Alden ducked off to the side, still playing, and let it hit Andrea in the face. "HEy!" she said. It was hard to ignore it. Then Jenna could see the mud was coming from the audience.
They started messing up their chords and stuttering. After polishing off a box of donuts, the security guards noticed. One said to their partner, "Hey, what's goin' on out there?" Their partner, being the smarter one, said, "It's a mud fight! I had a feeling the would happen!"
Luckily, Alden had brought a mini-photo album for pictures they took on their tour. He'd also brought a camera.
Andrea stuck the picture in the album and wrote below it: Here is a picture of us after the mud fight at our Oakland concert. We were a real mess! She thought for a moment, then wrote: OKAY, OAKLAND IS COQUERED! ON TO MIAMI, FL!
This time the tickets sold out in under fifteen minutes.
The concert started. Andrea started a drum solo and everyone knew this was the song, “Cornmine.” A lot of people liked this song, so they cheered, clapped, and encored, just like a good audience should. After the concert, the band signed autographs. When asked how it was, they said, "Awful. You should've seen the line-up for atuographs. We were worried we'd run out of paper. Boy, did our hands ever hurt afterwards."
Now, I think it's time for some Canadian concerts! On to Halifax, Nova Scotia!
PART TWO:
Almost immediatly the band was on stage in Halifax, Nova Scotia. They knew there was a band coming to open the show, but they had never been told which band. So they waited, and finally after a long time Jenna said, "I can't wait any longer.
Let's get started!" She started to scream:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!"
She started another scream but then a green hedghog with a black face appeared on stage. "Huh?" Jenna said when she saw him standing there. "Who the heck are you?" The hedghog answered, "I'm the lead singer and guitarist for the band which was going to open this show."
"Well, bout time," Jenna said, rather annoyed. "So what's the band?" The hedgehog was not surprised by the question. He simply folded her arms and said, "Nirvana." "WHAT?!" Jenna cried, very confused. "But...but I don't get it! You...you can't be here! You're not supposed to be...here! I'm not staring at Kurt Cobain!
He's... ...he..." Jenna then started saying wierd stuff and stuttering, something like this: "AAAaaaager aumty fhgkvmsskjfkvmnkkkvnjkafnkkamf...." The hedgehog then said, "Hey, I got news for you. I am Kurt Cobain. I'm alive, all right? Most people find that very hard to understand!"
"Well, um, uh, nice to meet you," Jenna said, still rubbing her eyes and slapping her head to make sure she wasn't dreaming.
"I think." Then Kurt Cobain and his band broke into a song. They started playing "Lithium," and many people from the audience sang along and cheered, clapped, blah, blah, blah, you know the rest.
The next day Jenna and Alden went into a record store.
Jenna was still upset at what had happened the day before. After Nirvana finished their song, the building rocked with cheering. When Supposably started playing a song, nobody cheered, or anything, and some people had even been booing.
Alden, of course, was trying unsuccsessfuly to cheer Jenna up. Alden noticed the "MTV Unplugged in New York" album and exclaimed, "Hey, Jenna, how about we make an unplugged album?” "Well, okay, that sounds like a plan," Jenna said, liking the idea. And no sooner had they set a date for the concert, it would be in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.
The concert was on Dec. 24, Christmas Eve, to get people more in the mood for Christmas, they hoped.
Tickets this time sold out in half an hour. Supposably caught a plane to Saskatoon and went to stay at the Raddison hotel. Once again, they made a mess of the room, and they found that by paying a little extra money, they could eat those snacks in the cooler they found. There was also some beer in the cooler, but that disappeared fast. "This is the life," Andrea said as she lay back on the bed and watched TV. "Enjoy it while you can, Andrea," Alden said as he glanced at his watch, "we gotta get to the concert." "Nirvana gonna open it again?" Jenna asked. "Yep, I think so," Andrea answered, turning off the TV.
When they got there they found Kurt Cobain backstage.
"So," he said, "gonna try another concert?" "You bet we are, living fossil," Jenna said, balling her hands into fists.
"Ready or not, we're making an unplugged album. It'll sell better than yours, I bet." "You copycats!" Kurt yelled. "That was my idea!"
"Yeah, so?" Andrea snickered.
"So, you're trying to be as good as my band!" he said, huffing and fuming.
"We aren't 'as good as your band'," Jenna remarked, "we're better than your grunge any day." "Oh yeah?" Kurt fumed. "How much do you wanna bet?" "Any money you make off of opening our show," Jenna said, smiling. "All right then," Kurt said, scratching his stubble-covered chin, "If the audiance goes more wild over our band than they do over yours, we'll get any money you make off of this whole show." "Fine," Jenna agreed, and they shook on it. Jenna didn't start without a plan, though. They'd play only their best songs, they wouldn't play dumb ones like “Party Upside Down“. They'd play “Wake Up Sheeple“ then maybe “Facebook Mom” then “Head it all Before,” then close it all off with everybody's favorite, "Don’t Do Drugs."
They worried, but there wasn't really any reason to, because after Nirvana finished their song, "Smells Like Teen Spririt," the audience didn't go as wild as they could've. But when the audience heard the opening of “Wake Up Sheeple” they went wild. They moshed and they stood on their seats. Add all that to cheering and blah blah blah, then you get someone with a broken leg being escorted out the back door on a stretcher.
All the cheering during "Don’t Do Drugs" almost made the roof fall in on itself. It also made it hard to hear the music, but oh, well, it is everybody's favorite song. The Unplugged in Saskatoon album was mixed and released a few weeks after the concert. Jenna had proved to Kurt Cobain that Supposably were better than Nirvana. Of course, Kurt couldn't believe this, he threw a fit and smashed her guitar to pieces.
Uplugged in Saskatoon sold better than Unplugged in New York, so Nirvana broke up (again) and Dave Grohl went back to his band, the Foo Fighters. That's certainly foo for thought.
Kurt Cobain was still just getting over what had happened when Supposably hit the big time (again). He could not bring himself to believe that this "punk rock" was better than his "grunge". Oh, well, nobody's perfect, not even Jenna. Jenna never went back to her former identity, Sonic the Hedgehog.