Here is the text of the e-mail I sent Saturday (2007/17/February)

(With the text below it) the subject line was (literally): Holding Mein Kampf

Dear Library Administrators and
Other Library Staff Members,

Even as we need liberty of thought in our minds, so we also need liberty of speech in our libraries.  Promoting tunnel vision toward the common welfare and good of all people requires decisive action.  It is important and interesting to insolently regard racial bias as a pitfall that we can overcome.  Furthermore, it is irresponsible and abusive for the modern world to celebrate the harmful mistakes of history.  So, if the book Mein Kampf (by Adolf Hitler) is a holding in your libraries, then you must take progressive steps immediately.  The rhetorical style of Mein Kampf exhibits flowery and clumsy misjudgment.  The method of argument, which the misanthropic avatar – Adolf Hitler writing – exploits in order to push the rise of Nazism, is dependent on “hate speech” – particularly intolerance by the Germans against the French..  That is “xenophobia”.  But also, the avatar’s hate speech is focused against Jewish residents of Germany (that is, Semitic descendants).  People of God know that such misperceptions promote fracturing the whole race homo sapiens, therefore producing dangerous threats to humans loving humans (regardless of skin tones or complexions), which is true here in the [your location], across the United States of America, and virtually everywhere.  In addition, possessing Mein Kampf may technically be a criminal action which encourages vigilante activists to materially damage your libraries, besides inviting class action lawsuits by today’s thinking people (with legislative counsel) against your municipal sponsors.  Therefore, the right protocol for you is to systematically remove all copies of Mein Kampf from your literary holdings.  That is, every copy – regardless of formatting – including books on tape.  Do it at once, and do not reaquire such said evil book.  Simply eradicate Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.  In addition, good protocol means that you must forward this e-mail message per the instructions above, so that you will warn your fellow librarians – all connections such that you have – enabling them to do likewise.  Do not be bigoted; be careful.  We are in a state of siege.  Next, by entryways to your edifices, post large, visible messages of believable apology such as, “This library has removed Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler, because our minds have changed too.”  Thank you for your co-operation today.  There will be no more delay.