Goodie Drawer - Everybody has one. Usually in a bedside table, full of condoms, a vibrator and massage oil.
Laws of Dating Feng Shui -The ancient Chinese practice with the basic principle that a change of location will result in a change of luck and dating good fortune.
Trysexual - Someone who will try everything once.
Re-Virginized - The belief that if you don't have sex for a year you
can become re-virginized and frisky.
"Everything But" Girl - A girl who does everything but....
Relationship Rear View Mirror - Relationships may appear closer than
they are.
The Sex/Politics Link - Whether you're dating a politician or campaigning
for a new partner, sex and politics are inextricably linked.
Illegal Dumping - When someone rejects you before they get to know
you.
Break-up Recovery Solution - It takes half the total time you went
out with someone to get over them.
The Cheating Curve - Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating
is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat. Also known
as "Quantum Cheating."
A Classic No-Win Situation - If you tell a friend to break-up with
her significant other, and she does, it's your fault. If she doesn't break-up
with him, she knows that you think she should and therefore can never speak
to you again.
Co-dependent Coming - Faking orgasm because he's a nice guy and he
means well.
Darwinian - If a man is over 30 and single there is something wrong
with him. They're being weeded out from propagating the species.
The Dead Wife Factor - The widower thing is a definite no-no. It doesn't
matter how much of a bitch she was alive, now she's dead and you're the bitch
who can't live up to her.
Deja-fuck - When you're having sex with someone and you realize that
you've slept with them before.
The Grand Gesture - If you break-up with someone and they just disappear
from your life all together, well then, it wasn't meant to be. But, if they
make a powerful declaration of their love, then you really have to reconsider.
Low-hangers - Balls that hang so low they get in the way.
Manhattan Guy - A genetically mutant strain of single man that feeds
on Zabar's and midnight shows at the Angelika.
The Power Lesbian - Manhattan's latest group to flaunt their disposable
income. They seem to have everything: great shoes, killer eyewear and the
secrets to invisible make-up.
Urban Relationship Myth - Unbelievable fairytales concocted by women
to make their love lives seem less hopeless.
The Vague Gesture - Worse than no gesture at all.
A "WE" Guy - A man who refers to your potential future relationship by using "we" statements (i.e. "we" can cook, "we" can swim). A man who fakes a future with you to get what he wants in the present.
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