We are aware of a grave injustice which has occurred within the
Quaker Oats Company. Cap'n Crunch has worked for Quaker Oats for the past
35 years. That is over one third of the average human's life. He has dedicated
his life to defeating the Soggies which he has done without fail. He has
also protected the crunchberries for the past 33 years. We believe that
at the very least, the Quaker Oats Company should promote the Cap'n to
an Admiral. The people of Waterloo,
Iowa and other cereal-consuming communities all over the world are coming
together and signing this petition to show their undying support for the
Cap'n. We believe that this fictional character will come alive to bask
in the glory of his accomplishments and promotion.
Thank you for taking the time to read and sign this petition. In
doing so, you are showing your support for the beloved breakfast cereal
guardian, Cap'n Crunch.
Even if you don't like Cap'n Crunch, you can still sign this petition.
It is for a very noble cause. We have contacted the Quaker Oats Company,
and they have agreed with us. They even sent us a padded envelope to send
the petitions in. So please note, *THIS IS NOT A JOKE* Please help the
Cap'n out here.
[read this is French, German, Italian, Spanish, or Portuguese]
BeforeAfter
PLEASE feel free to put a link to this page on your page. Just copy
the below HTML script and paste
it somewhere on your page. Hell, even sign guestbooks with the HTML so
everyone can see it! This is not a joke. We are very serious about this,
and the Quaker Oats Company seems to very serious about wanting to hear
from us again. So please, help us help the Cap'n get the recognition he
deserves. It's as easy as Copying and Pasting. Just add to your page the following HTML text:
<CENTER><BR>Help Cap'n
Crunch be promoted to an Admiral!!!!<BR>
<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/7569/capn.html">
<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/7569/capnbox.gif"
ALT="Promote The Cap'n!">Sign the Online Petition</A></CENTER>
This HTML will make the following link:
Help Cap'n Crunch be promoted to an Admiral!!!!
Sign the
Online Petition
You can also use this HTML:
<CENTER><A HREF="http://more.at/crunch"><IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/alley/7569/capn/capnbannerbig.gif"></A></CENTER>
That gets this link:
Feel free to use both!!