Notes From The Cereal Dept.
Capn' Crunch.
Cereal Tales. The quest to make Cap'n Crunch an admiral.
We are aware of a grave injustice which has occurred within the Quaker
Oats Company.
Cap'n Crunch has worked for Quaker Oats for the past 34 years. That is
over one third of
the average human's life. He has dedicated his life to defeating the
Soggies which he has
done without fail. He has also protected the crunchberries for the past
32 years. We believe
that at the very least, the Quaker Oats Company should promote the
Cap'n to an Admiral.
The people of Waterloo, Iowa and other cereal-consuming communities
are coming
together and signing this petition to show their undying support or
the Cap'n. We believe
that this fictional character will come alive to bask in the glory of
his accomplishments and
promotion. The Cap'n will be an Admiral!!
ask you to sign a petition. A petition to promote Cap'n Crunch to an
Admiral. This is not a joke. Some of us got together and wrote up a
petition to promote
the Cap'n, and even called Quaker Oats. They agree with us and even
sent a padded envelope to send the petition in. just think...YOU could
be responsible for what happens on millions upon millions of cereal
boxes all over the world. You hold that power. All you have to do is
go to the web page at:
http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/alley/7569/capn.html
or go to http://www.ThePentagon.com/FreakyFreak
and get to it from there. From there, just type in your FULL REAL NAME
and your
FULL REAL EMAIL ADDRESS. Then hit SEND. It will be sent to ME ONLY, a
18 year old just trying to help a fella (Cap'n Crunch) out. Then this
info will be added to the petition getting sent to Quaker Oats. Don't
worry, your name and email address are being sent securely over the
internet and will NOT be sold to any lists, or given out to ANYONE at
all! It will only be printed out ONCE for the petition that's getting
sent to Quaker Oats. No
one else will end up with your information. Come on, I'm only 18, I
wouldn't know what to do with the information if I had it.
Also, PLEASE add the following HTML script to your web page AND
guestbook entries.
It will help more people help Cap'n Crunch:
Help Cap'n Crunch be promoted to an Admiral!!!!
Sign the Online Petition
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