1) When you�re walking to your bus stop in the morning, it seems really cold. Most people think it is because of the weather and the fact that they just came from inside a nice, warm house. But, when you get off your bus at school and walk with your friends to the school doors, it doesn't seem as cold. This is because you have something to distract you. (This theory does not apply to people who walk with a friend/drive/don't take the bus)

2) A riddle: the beginning of eternity, the end of time in space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race. What am I? When someone asks you a riddle, unless you are totally brain dead, it�s pretty easy to figure out. Unless, the answer is so obvious that you can't see it because you are looking for an answer that would be hard to get. But the answer is really easy to get; in fact you could use the term "it was right under my nose". Oh, and the answer to that riddle at the beginning was the letter "e".

3) Whenever you are ready for no homework, you always get a lot of homework - Joclyn

4) "Time flies when you�re having fun". That expression may be true, for example, when your friend comes over for 5 hours, it only seems like 1 or 2. But in fact, I have a theory that this expression is wrong. When you�re in school, the time also "flies". But are you having fun? No, you�re not. So why does the time go by quickly? That I can't answer because I�d have to research that for years on end, but I will tell you this: next time your friend is over and the "time flies", remember this theory and think of how quickly the time goes by in school.

5) Life's a b*tch; so take what you have and learn to love it! � Kayy

6) When you look at one color then another, the second one is a different color then its supposed to be. Ex: when you look at the color pink, then yellow, the yellow turns orange. - Cheryl

7) When you die, everyone�s spirit goes to the same place. It is just a different experience depending on your past life. Let me explain. When a nice person goes to heaven it is just a warm tranquil place to think about your life. If you had friends and family that loved you, they are there with you. You just relax and think of all the nice things people will remember you for. If a mean person dies, they go to the same warm tranquil place. But if they were cruel to others, no one loved them they are by their selves, with nothing to do but think about what a rotten person they were, and how other nice people are happy and they aren't. Serves them right, those evil people. I wish they all went to hell. But my flowery little theory gives them a break. Though I guess staring at your rotten memories and slowly slipping into insanity is an O.K. punishment. (Though if it where up to me I'd wip 'em.) � Katie

8) This is my theory about all those weird movies/shows/fanfictions, whatever. First, think of all the sick twisted minds that came up with all the sick, twisted things in this world. Then, think of all the sick, twisted minds that helped think of all the sick, twisted things. Next, think of all the sick, twisted minds that brought all of the sick, twisted things to the publics attention. Now, think of your own sick, twisted mind that is actually paying attention to all the sick, twisted things. It all comes down to one thing in the end ........... We�re all a little bit insane. Some people are really insane, but those people are in an institution. Everyone in the world is at least a little bit insane. Even the person writing this theory, and the people reading this theory. Most of those people will pass life by without knowing that they are insane, but there are a few of us that realize we are insane ............... to a certain extent.

9) Here is my theory on why we read books. You can find out the who, the what, the where, the when, and most of the times the why. But we don�t know the how, and that�s what we humans want to know about the most. So, by reading the book, we can learn the how, along with the who, the what, the where, the when, and the why.

10) My theory on why I have so many pointless theories. I think that the reason I have a theory for practically everything (not all my theories are written down here) is that I have nothing better to do with my time. I have a theory for everything because I actually enjoy doing this. I enjoy sitting at my computer and typing up pointless theories. I enjoy sending all my pointless theories to all my friends. The one thing I think I do not enjoy is all the strange looks people give me at school (if they�ve read/heard one or more of my theories).

11) Another theory: Going back to theory #6, by Cheryl. That one kind of confuses me. You see, it doesn�t make a lot of sense, unless you sit down and think the way Cheryl thinks (I still haven�t figured out how to do that, either). Looking at pink, then yellow, then at a white wall, you�d see the white on the wall. Colors don�t mix if you simply look at them. Also, she asked me �why? Why orange from pink and yellow?� D�uh! Red (or pink) + yellow = orange. Who doesn�t know that?! Ok, so this isn�t much of a theory as a complaint, and a paragraph to clear up theory #6.

12) A theory for BtVS fans: (BtVS = Buffy the Vampire Slayer) The only bad episodes ever written were written by (wholly or in part) Marti Noxon. My friend Kayti and I have proved this theory many times. After the episode is over, look at who wrote it. Which comes first, before a commercial and the credits.